Miss Moniker

I corrupt young minds, indulge in theatrics and love my pups...not a bad way to live!

[Miss Moniker @mismoniker]

@Brooklyn505Mile @RevDaniel Did you fall asleep in your measurements unit? Then 6 foot 3 inches is no longer his height. It isn't a relative number. If he's still saying that then he's *gasp* lying. Big shock.

[Miss Moniker @mismoniker]

@realestmfot Musk is vying to be first lady.

[Miss Moniker @mismoniker]

@Ashy_slashee Corvette Summer, which I think I've seen.

[Miss Moniker @mismoniker]

Explains so much...

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

I read that many of the people who voted for Trump have explained that their decision was a 'no-brainer'

I admit I had been wondering....

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

BOOM!!!

[Miss Moniker @mismoniker]

@johnnybluenote @JohnCleese So kamala might be a disaster as president (or might not), but Trump has already proven he's a disaster as a president. His merry band of ego maniacs won't help that.

[Miss Moniker @mismoniker]

@se4realhinton Wait...that implies that he actually pays his bills.

[Miss Moniker @mismoniker]

@thevivafrei @StephenKing Every time he said "I never said that."

[Miss Moniker @mismoniker]

@se4realhinton I think he would, and I don't think he'd think twice about who was a casualty of his theatrics.

[Miss Moniker @mismoniker]

@LouDPhillips Heck, some of these I STILL do.

[Miss Moniker @mismoniker]

@JohnBarrowman Maybe she was trying to run him thru? Now that woukd at least make more sense!

[Miss Moniker @mismoniker]

@gaughen Give me a fiscal conservative who is rational & chooses country over cult any day!!! Bless you.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

.@PeteButtigieg speaks with Jon Stewart about JD Vance’s harmful comments on which Americans have a stake in the future.

[Miss Moniker @mismoniker]

Wow, genius!

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Holy Smokes, the Marsh Family has put out this parody song about J.D. Vance and not only is it catchy but it hits the nail on the head…

“Anti Trump a few years ago,
 Called him out as a ‘Hitler’ show.
 Now you’re playing his sidekick, 
 Kissing Donald’s ring”

I watched it 70 times. 

@MarshSongs

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Not ONE of my Republican colleagues has supported my efforts to raise the minimum wage to $15/hr.

And about 90% of them want to cut Social Security.

Anybody who is under the illusion that the Republicans care two wits for the working class is terribly wrong.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump: I am going to get all the manufacturing jobs back

FACT CHECK: Manufacturing stagnated under Trump and is booming under President Biden.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

As you know, I’m not a religious person, but my favourite line in The Bible is “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.”
It basically means “Oh, shut the fuck up. You’re a cunt too sometimes.”
Thanks, Jesus 🙏

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Who agrees?

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

This 100%.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

The Ministry of Silly Walks applauds this brilliant display of excellence from @MoiseyevBallet! 📣👯‍♂️👏 #sillywalks #ministryofsillywalks #montypython