Michelle

A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.

[Michelle @misquotingrabbi]

@IKEAUSA makes a whole wheat, lower sugar alphabet cookie. My kids are obsessed. I’m going to make a trip to IKEA just to buy cookies.

[Michelle @misquotingrabbi]

@CubbyAltobelli How incredibly loved you are

[Michelle @misquotingrabbi]

@Kimberlieodell @CubbyAltobelli Truth!

[Michelle @misquotingrabbi]

@SnarkyFi 1) I’ll never be able to un hear that. Thanks! 2) one of my favorite casting memories of my whole life is listening to John audition for LLL and managing to make it sound lyrical and not like Dr Seuss.

[Michelle @misquotingrabbi]

@dianaelee @AmyCMason Whenever someone would tell me “Everything happens for a reason” in response to learning of my first husband’s death or my miscarriage, I would say “please think harder on that choice of phrase and I think you’ll realize it’s actually quite hurtful.” And then I’d wait.

[Michelle @misquotingrabbi]

@OviaHealth I’m enjoying your app, but I noticed something missing. You should include poop tracking in your medical tracking. Pregnancy constipation is a real thing, and it would be helpful to know if it’s just my imagination, or if I actually haven’t pooped in three days.

[A bear @A_single_bear]

The world can be very scary, but it can also be wonderful when it decides to take a break from being very scary. I am a bear.

[Michelle @misquotingrabbi]

@anylaurie16 Sending you thoughts of comfort.

[Michelle @misquotingrabbi]

@CH1ONESO Could not agree more. Thank you for saying this. I admire people whose thoughts and opinions change when they learn something new

[Michelle @misquotingrabbi]

@RaraBagel @DeeJ_BNG I need in on this!!!

[Michelle @misquotingrabbi]

@NamfohCire @scottb804 @sorkinese Literally every single time I watch that movie it makes me bonkers. It may be one of my favorite movies, but this also always makes me tell at the screen!

[Michelle @misquotingrabbi]

@Ria_Martin Meatloaf Lion

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

The smell around my human changed.
Something was off.
So I flopped down on top of him, pinned him and slowly his smell changed back.
We can smell stress in our humans, and there is more of it.
But we will keep up the hugs.
It’s our job.
#FridayThoughts #coronavirus #dogs

[Michelle @misquotingrabbi]

@Chas10Buttigieg I want to send you a target card on the principle that you’ve earned your somewhat anon target run. Although from what I know of you, you’re more likely to buy something for someone in need than to treat yourself. Either way, enjoy your publicity vacation!

[Michelle @misquotingrabbi]

@checkypantz I’d buy that.

[Michelle @misquotingrabbi]

@RaraBagel @Poketo Will check them out - thanks for the tip!

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. i know you’ve got a lot going on right now. so i wanted to mention. i think you’re doing great

[Michelle @misquotingrabbi]

@petersagal Stardust

[Michelle @misquotingrabbi]

@LordBryant @draculavoice Me too! 7th grade might be too young to memorize "Welcome to the Monkey House," but adult me considers it fundamental to my character now.

[Michelle @misquotingrabbi]

@bryucca @boombazzran @NGNBrown @imabigfatdynamo @doomed_spice @draculavoice Because Crichton didn't know how to end his own books. When I read a bunch of them in 8th grade, I was always angry when I finished them. The incredible plot and writing followed by a lazy end was why (but I didn't figure that out until 10th grade).