MissFuckThisShit.

English Pogonophile.
Good hair, Bad language.

[MissFuckThisShit. @Miss_Firefly_]

Dear whoever chalks my final outline... A little off the belly would be much appreciated.

[MissFuckThisShit. @Miss_Firefly_]

Black is definitely your colour... & I have a body-bag that would fit you perfectly.

[☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck]

I will always be here for you, she threatened.

[MissFuckThisShit. @Miss_Firefly_]

He said I reminded him of avocado's... The 'good type of fat' I don't know if I want to punch him or fuck him...

[MissFuckThisShit. @Miss_Firefly_]

*AHEM*
If you smell like a sexy, manly, panty dropping, viking-angel... Could you please not look like Golum.
It confuses my brain.
Thankyou.

[MissFuckThisShit. @Miss_Firefly_]

Apparently "You'd be a terrible gay man" is not encouraging to my son while struggling to do a covid throat swab.

[MissFuckThisShit. @Miss_Firefly_]

Top tip - Don't send pretty flowers to a woman who yearns for a taxidermied mouse on a little stripper pole.

You're welcome.

[Tater 🍁 @TrueTorontoGirl]

I love the way the sun hits your stupid face.

[Tater 🍁 @TrueTorontoGirl]

Sometimes I hold my breath so my anxiety thinks I'm dead.

[Jarhead @Jarhead44]

I've always wanted a monkey, so I bought one today.

Anyway. Monkey for sale.

[Curt. @FrankCurtisB]

What base is it when you're ok with them stabbing you?

[MissFuckThisShit. @Miss_Firefly_]

Chubby women are the gold standard of the perfect hug.

[Trey @treydayway]

I love being black and it means a lot to me...but I'd be white expeditiously if I could be Ryan Reynolds

[Tater 🍁 @TrueTorontoGirl]

I'm pretty damn sexy as long as you keep your eyes closed.

[MissFuckThisShit. @Miss_Firefly_]

When is 'international, show her your dick' day?

Is it today? I feel like it's today.

[Trey @treydayway]

I think about food 10 days a week

[Curt. @FrankCurtisB]

Beauty is in the eye of the drunken beholder.

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

The best part of porn is the meal prep. Never mind. I'm watching master chef.