Abigail Beasley

Terrycloth clad hot dog devotee. W&Redacted '18. @PennGSE! (she / her)

[Abigail Beasley @missabeasley]

As I considered a deepening indoctrination into the male gaze, I couldn't help but wonder: was I actually too far in with the male gays?

[lake micah @afrofatalism]

does anyone know whether it’s better to stay in and write or go out and vibe or are we all struggling with that one

[Liminal Warmth ❤️‍🔥 @liminal_warmth]

It’s extremely bizarre to me how ubiquitous phones are in everyone’s lives and how completely absent they remain in dreams

[g @34rths]

And for my next trick I will call life beautiful and instantly watch it become so

[bella @earlygirl__]

“I never see you at the club”

ok well I never see you fucking making one

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

fwiw, your shirt was designed by a leftist feminist and former member of the italian communist party

[Terry O'Connor @tf_oconnor]

im a day 1 knicks fan in the sense that today is my first day being a knicks fan

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

never waste a good crisis

[Th0r @Thzer0r]

one of the underrated signs ur actually lifemaxxing is having an instant recommendation for everything. book, restaurant, city, hotel. ur life becomes a curated arsenal. most people are leaches with nothing to give.

[dudugs @ratvisionist]

"lend me some sugar, i am your neighbour" is a verse you couldn't write in modern atomized neoliberal society

[Abigail Beasley @missabeasley]

and i'm sorry for that too

[Abigail Beasley @missabeasley]

greek yogurt au poivre

[Abigail Beasley @missabeasley]

sorry meant to google

[priscilla (alt) @seashell_luvr]

“I've seen women insist on cleaning everything in the house before they could sit down to write... and you know it's a funny thing about housecleaning... it never comes to an end. Perfect way to stop a woman. A woman must be careful to not allow over-responsibility (or over-respectabilty) to steal her necessary creative rests, riffs, and raptures. She simply must put her foot down and say no to half of what she believes she "should" be doing. Art is not meant to be created in stolen moments only.” - Dr. Clarissa Pinkola Estés

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

[eden @museofdreams13]

when ppl tell u their limited beliefs

[Abigail Beasley @missabeasley]

and specifically the lula cafe recipe lmk if you want it

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

Hot girls love carrot cake. I don’t make the rules.

[Roy @royllovians]

The thing with food delivery is that everyone genuinely believes they're too good for this stuff now

[𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗶 @perrigame]

Last night I had this idea that I’d love to invite a friend over to bake with. I realised it’s a weird thing to ask someone to do but today I was like FUCK ITTTT just ask. So I asked my new friend if they want to come over to bake sticky toffee cinnamon rolls tonight and !!!!

[Abigail Beasley @missabeasley]

bill is my neighbor and i'm marching right next door to show him this

[julia reinstein 🚡 @juliareinstein]

consider for a moment how good bill de blasio would be on the golden bachelor

[Abigail Beasley @missabeasley]

sun tzu invented the listicle