dansters

probably watching power rangers. unt fsa and dsp frat daddy. my cats are my sun and my moon! this account is *not* a reflection or associated with my employer.

[dansters @missdanishay]

1 like and lll reveal the UNT professor who sent this to me 😂😂😂

[Jennifer, The Editor @JennyWHOA]

Now this? THIS? This is the song of (my) summer. Fuck all that Spend Dat shit. When I think, "song of the summer", I think lighthearted, upbeat and, most importantly, DANCEABLE. Spend Dat is none of those things. Thank goodness Baby Chief Do It gave us Ghetto Love Story 💕

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

They never understand because that would mean finally understanding all the stories they tell about themselves are bullshit, too.

[Joe @electionsjoe]

KEN PAXTON COMMITTED VOTER FRAUD? LMAO

[ꪝe @_wej01]

A woman on IG said...
As a Black woman who grew up in a southern beach town in Florida with mainly white friends(mostly due to proximity), who went on a “boat day” with said friends who waited until I got dared to jump off the boat to drive back to shore and then all looked like shocked Pikachu when I swam back to shore and collectively went “Oh we didn’t know you could swim”; what happened to that sweet boy was not his fault, or his parents’. The fault lays with whoever hurt that baby and left him there.

[Tiara Willis @thetiarawillis]

two of my favorite products for body acne. this is my third bottle of the wash & second bottle of the spray. and yes you need both

[A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle]

I thought this was just a general nostalgic sentiment by people who had maybe looked at retro instagram accounts or something but then I did some quick napkin math for what a night out in my early 20's was like and yeah there's no way zoomers can afford any of that.

[Jared Holt @jaredlholt]

Going through all that trouble and the best they can do is $3.47 per gallon? What a joke.

[𝄢 @6nrRo]

norway deploying haaland to destroy england

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Hiding your Indian wife in campaign ads is crazy work

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

🚨: The Trump administration fired the scientists who ran the government’s climate website, then shut the site down. The scientists just rebuilt it with their own money and put it back online.

[pink berry @thedarkprowler]

It’s like watching a video of an alligator getting a kill. No wasted movements until the last moment, and by then it’s already too late

[Josh Pigford @Shpigford]

Knockoff is now live!

Filter out the knockoff crap brands on Amazon.

Sorry to brands like WNPETHOME, EHEYCIGA, YXYL, LU&MN, JOYIN, TOMY, GODONLIF, YOOJEE, LINGTENG, LANEIGE, VISCOO, BIODANCE, COOFANDY, BALENNZ, TOSY and LUENX.

https://t.co/9mLk0EAsfG

[Pete Oxenham @peteoxenham]

holy crap, it’s beautiful

he deslopped amazon

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Tired: Humans are kill!ng the planet

Wired: literally like 90 specific billionaires and CEOs are kill!ng the planet and we literally know their names

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

Already saw a white person post 'please wait for the facts.'

Here's a fact: if my friend went missing on an island I'd still be on that fucking island.

[roman @Nozelcode]

Un youtuber brasileño le acaba de clavar un puñal a la suscripción de Photoshop.

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Por qué está explotando?
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[Donald Trump Portfolio Tracker @TrumpsPortfolio]

Still bewildered here that I told you guys Trump owns private prisons and ICE will put hundreds of millions buying facilities out way above cost. Twitter then bans me. I get unbanned. Double down on that statement. And then literally two days later, ICE buys two facilities for like $400k per bed. And then the prison companies say more sales to ICE are coming. Let’s go.

[★ @POPin4k]

Zendaya casually delivering two of the most cohesive method dressing eras for spiderman and the odyssey back to back in a single month... YEAH SHE'S NEVER LOSING HER CROWN

[gabrïela ★★ @gabr1s4]

Eu sempre amei a edição do DVD da IAWT, muitos fãs estranharam na época, mas a Bey passou 9 meses editando isso pra parecer ser um único show, tem imagens de 116 shows nesse dvd gente 🥲