ally

so mentally stable you could park a horse in my brain

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

Feudal lord with ocd having to open and close his drawbridge 6 times before he can sleep

[ally @missdumpster]

moved back in with my parents and my mom is talking about cinnamon curing diabetes and my dad talking about how biblical giants built the pyramids

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

Windy is my least favorite weather. Hyperactive purposeless chaos. Chill the fuck out and stop moving shit to and fro

[james moss @ratboyjames]

one of my airpods died now im listening to straight garfunkel

[ally @missdumpster]

Coochie in my popcorn #MonkeyMonday

[ally @missdumpster]

@cowboypar NEVER!!

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

Don’t even try to bull shit us brother HH

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

@Vheed44 Why don't you pee in your pants then suck the pee out of the fabric

[parisima @cowboypar]

Mutton chops neeeeeeed to make a comeback

[Mamono World @MamonoWorld]

GET ME TO GODS COUNTRY

[wint @dril]

getting brain damage from pissing my self off

[ally @missdumpster]

two beers no dinner. drove home in the snow. rejected for a job posting one (1) a
minute after it closed. now I’m googling small plots of land for sale

[ally @missdumpster]

@cowboypar That Paul Simon muppets episode has you thinking I see… I’d get a banjo if you got a lute

[ally @missdumpster]

@cowboypar That’s what I wanna know too…

[Pepsi @pepsibong]

It’s time…

[Breaking Benjamin @breakingbenj]

Divorced Dad Rock

[pris @pwiscila]

Really resonating and vibing with this lyric right now