SuccUrBus

|My room is on fire||Don't touch me||22|Things might get weird||Hail 🐍

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My roommate keeps calling me a "bad bitch" because I have 3 jobs & fuck who I want.

Is that really all it takes?

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I get more personally offended when my phone doesn't wake up to 2 taps than when a human does not.

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Someone told me that my bullshit & pretention level is a -5 and that's one of the best compliments I've ever received.

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Why should it be HERpes when it could be OURpes???

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You know it's there if I hang out with you when I'm on my period.

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I'm a creature of habit with little patience.

I EXPECT annoyance from you.

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Lost my switch blade and black tank top. I'm lost.

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@LamonTReacTs Lol that's nice. I just don't expect that out of people.

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@LamonTReacTs Oh, I'm not talking about anyone being "all about me" only. I get people will be into other people probably, cuz I am too. So as long as they want me AS WELL as whoever else, I'm fine.

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@LamonTReacTs I mean. That's a lil extreme, in my opinion. But that's just me.

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I want em if they want me, and only if they want me.

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Speech impediments are so unfortunate. Yet, hilarious.

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@LamonTReacTs Thank you for helping me to articulate my thought more efficiently 😁

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@LamonTReacTs I guess I should have said I don't hand them out like candy.

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You know how most people don't know how to take a compliment? I'm really bad about giving them.

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ISO a 35 y/o male who acts his age, yet does not look or feel like one.

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Keep in mind: it's always the innocent looking ones.

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Hurry back to me, my wild calling.
It's been the worst day since yesterday.

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Beggars can't be choosers, for very long any way.

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You should probably stop talking yourself up so much.

Disappointment.

That's what I've come to expect from big talkers.

So shut the fuck up.

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I get off on wordplay