My 3 yo put a dried apricot in my water bottle and I didn’t notice, took a sip in the middle of the night and it tasted so weird, shined my flashlight in there, the apricot had rehydrated and was like a perfectly round glowing testicle in the bottom of my water bottle. Horrific
i think my funniest ocd trait is something i call ‘gargoylism’ which basically means every window & door in the home needs to have a pair of eyes on it so its protected. this is a real example of the ‘gargoyle’ stationed at my bedroom window