When I was 16 I had the fattest crush on a random musty dude who worked at the HMV of my local mall because he looked like early 20s julian casablancas
I think my dream job when I finally retire from fashion is to become the courtroom clerk auntie that sits by her computer listening to everyone’s crazy dramatic chisme while printing useless documents and click clacking away on her lil keyboard
carl has way too much coworker energy he wasnt meant for love island fr he was always meant to just be somebodys mild ass coworker who talks about going to the gym and eating steak and broccoli with his mom for dinner. and when you ask him for his opinion he never has one