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schizo social

[n @missfrightning]

Experiencing crazy downloads all the fuckin time tbh

[n @missfrightning]

I wish target sold cigarettes

[n @missfrightning]

Told my sugar daddy to "give me nothing, it makes me want you even more 🫦" so he would stop texting me all the time

[n @missfrightning]

This is what my house looked like growing up btw except worse and w 3 dogs and 2 cats

[Goofies Of Chicago @Chicago_Goofies]

CPS needs to step in and check on this woman’s home and the well-being of her children. The entire house is like this. She may clean it up temporarily, but within a few days, it ends up looking the same again.

[n @missfrightning]

Being single and living alone is awesome cuz I can leave my vibrator and camera parts out on any surface I want to

[n @missfrightning]

Not to be a bitch but Im a really good stripper

[n @missfrightning]

Last night I auditioned at a new club and got tipped a $20 and a $5 then immediately went to Cheba Hut to buy a sandwich to celebrate getting hired

[n @missfrightning]

I find comfort knowing I still haven't had the best sex of my life

[n @missfrightning]

Actually one of the reasons my last relationship failed is bc I was always the one with theories and he never had any

[maja 🔭🍒 @majamediaco]

i have learned that if you are a Person With Theories, you simply cannot date someone who is theoryless. the theories can be wildly different, even occasionally deranged, but there must be theories. ideally over time your respective theory ecosystems begin to cross-pollinate

[maja 🔭🍒 @majamediaco]

i have learned that if you are a Person With Theories, you simply cannot date someone who is theoryless. the theories can be wildly different, even occasionally deranged, but there must be theories. ideally over time your respective theory ecosystems begin to cross-pollinate

[n @missfrightning]

He isnt allowed to have good taste outside of me

[n @missfrightning]

what happens when ur sober:

[n @missfrightning]

does anyone else think two factor authentication is gay or is it just me?

[AlwaysAshley @AshleyAlready]

I’ve been running an experiment for the last 6 weeks or so that I call What Would A Man Do and I hate to admit it but I’ve never had more fun in my life. I totally get why men are evil.

[n @missfrightning]

Average as fuckkkkkkkk

[lost in latency @lostnlatency]

average 2000s office before minimalism took over

[n @missfrightning]

I actually use a coin flip to make most of my life decisions

[n @missfrightning]

Sometimes it feels like a person is the best most beautiful precious thing in the world, then time passes and you zoom out and notice them like you do a rainbow, serendipitous and fleeting.

Its luck, not perfection, that makes witnessing something extraordinary special.

[n @missfrightning]

Gotta keep em guessing

[n @missfrightning]

Bhad Bahbie in her Britney era

[n @missfrightning]

Me loving him is just a known law of the universe

[n @missfrightning]

Took inventory of my antisocial behaviors and decided to keep them all