Mr. B

[Mr. B @missieur]

[takes carrot]

EEEP!

[Mr. B @missieur]

I'm too busy masturbating in daddeh's office to post here.

[Mr. B @missieur]

RT @missieur RT @1938media MISSIEUR.

[Mr. B @missieur]

RT @1938media MISSIEUR.

[Mr. B @missieur]

@TFNDina NO. WAY. Thaz mah name! Daddeh gave it to me! Damn fleabag impostors :-/

[Mr. B @missieur]

@mattonomics Oh shiz! I didn't even know there was a dog park on Red Bud Island. Gonna have to czech that out upon teh return.

[Mr. B @missieur]

@lesliecoffee Awww, nice! I was wondering what you'd be up to today—tell Rocky I said Merry Christmas!

[Mr. B @missieur]

@lesliecoffee Someone probably answered this already, but yeah, that'll trash the application for good :D

[Mr. B @missieur]

@lesliecoffee Awww, lookit Mr. Fuji! He looks a little self conscious :D

[Mr. B @missieur]

@lesliecoffee Ahhh, wow... Isn't that crazeh?

[Mr. B @missieur]

@lesliecoffee Me too. I need a spa day and some smell-good stuff for my coat. Say, why don't you come to Texas and see mah daddeh? :D

[Mr. B @missieur]

I got a Milk Bone treat earlier this week, and the damn thing got all in my beard :-/ I need @CarolynSykes to give me a bath.

[Mr. B @missieur]

@CarolynSykes Auntie Carolyn! I need you to watch me tonight because daddeh's gonna go scuba diving. Pretty please?

[Mr. B @missieur]

@CarolynSykes Yesterday, @adamrichmond guessed (correctly) that I had spent the weekend with auntie Carolyn because I was so clean :D

[Mr. B @missieur]

@CarolynSykes You know who loves me? EVERYBODY at Runyon. Seriously, whenever I go, everyone talks about how white and cute and poofy I iz!

[Mr. B @missieur]

@CarolynSykes Oooh, fun! Are you guys still at the doggie beach?

[Mr. B @missieur]

@CarolynSykes Ohhh, well, daddeh has some plans today, and he won't be able to take me anywhere. Issok, tho—I get to bark at the neighbors.

[Mr. B @missieur]

@CarolynSykes Wait, do you mean tonight? Cuz I get 'cited over gettin in the car wif daddeh :D

[Mr. B @missieur]

@CarolynSykes Oh yes, Auntie Carolyn, I need a bath really badly! And I wanna get brushed, too. How's your weekend lookin?

[Mr. B @missieur]

z0h, I iz so cute in teh mornings! Mah daddeh just HAZ to give meh teh rubs :D http://yfrog.com/592npj