green jellybean

death by snu snu

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

I've never heard a meow I disagreed with

[capital spidey @capitalspidey]

i gotta say, it’s fantastic #FantasticFour

[Jessica 🦋 @Jaayv17]

it’s safe to say I got plenty of 🌞 this weekend lmao 😩

[green jellybean @missingcalcium]

@bloodyknuxles send me ur address rn!!! i have kitty stationary i'm dying to use

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

if i meow will you meow back bro

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

there’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me)

[𝔤𝔢𝔪 𓆩♡𓆪 @gxmxxchxx]

i lied there’s no sex but there is a spider situation i need you to take care of

[cabby @cabby]

since No one wants to play toys with me i am going to do my fourth favorite activity ,Running into traffic

[ethan @lil_eath]

on the train, i always pick a guy to be my train boyfriend. so if something apocalyptic happens, i’d be like at least we’ll die together and not alone. sometimes if there’s only like ugly men i’ll choose a train girlfriend. you have to get a little bisexual with it sometimes.

[may 🍎 @ih8may]

I TOLD THE BUGS WHAT U DID
GOOD LUCK NEXT TIME UR OUTSIDE

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Pov: you turn to see me during the sad part of the movie

[Kristen @Kica333]

I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

[marina @bloodmajicks]

my doctor says i need to be picked up swirled and kissed like i’m in a movie 3 times a day or ill wither

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I think I speak for us all when I say ooh girl shock me like an electric eel

[tropical waves 🏳️‍🌈 @trhopicalwaves]

not a want but a need

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[No Tits McGee @AgentShagwell]

Knuckle tats that say FULL BUSH