misa

just gonna be up front. im only 5’9”. also, fuck Helen Keller

[misa @missionarymis]

Ready to use my new bath bomb tonight

[Calamity Lily @Ebcjpg1]

5’7 is the perfect height for a man

[misa @missionarymis]

Saw my girl looking at this mfs new Instagram post 😪

[misa @missionarymis]

Just gonna play it safe

[misa @missionarymis]

Who ready to see my chain dangling in their face on Valentines Day?😩😳💦

[misa @missionarymis]

@brigazz_ Best I can do is crack cocaine

[tina @tinaanicole]

If you’re going to astroworld send me videos of bad bunny pls and thank u 🤍

[misa @missionarymis]

Weight loss regimen: plugging “what-if” grades into Canvas

[misa @missionarymis]

Girls all of a sudden turn into engineers when the juul stops working

[moo @mopykav]

men who bleach their hair have been ran through

[misa @missionarymis]

“Sorry I don’t read Braille”
Sir that is literally a QR scanner

[misa @missionarymis]

And if she made you one, kindly, FUCK OFF

[misa @missionarymis]

This racist lady at my old job is making fake vaccine cards, I’m finna ask her to make me fake green cards.

[misa @missionarymis]

@kaitlyynrose @skylarrdiane Chaotic is an understatement

[misa @missionarymis]

Stupid childhood thoughts: a series

Why doesn’t the mother ever have to get a paternity test??

[misa @missionarymis]

I hate to admit it, by I truly am a “no sabo” kid

[misa @missionarymis]

My mom needs to go back to Mexico for a bit she just asked who packed the Everything But the Bagel Seasoning...

[misa @missionarymis]

@trinieden Tell her I said hi, she’ll know what that means

[misa @missionarymis]

Ready to see who has the hottest mom tomorrow. #favholiday