Houdini 🪄

Goddess 👩🏽‍💻 banter and tech 💕

[Houdini 🪄 @misskmish]

Appreciate the little things 🌠

[AMARA💕 @simbyii]

How I feel after deep cleaning my room and taking a shower

[Mon🐉🖤 @Xuemeowng_]

Vamos hermosa
Apúrate

[Jessica 🗽 @itsOnly_Jessica]

There’s no truth that comes out of a man’s mouth except their name.

[Gatwirii♊ @thatgeminibloom]

Soliciting sex from employees is sexual harassment

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

The most jealous bitch you know is a man

[Bambi 💋 @Lencer_B]

She did not lie!!! 💀 Nairobi is hella performative.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

If you’re an anxious person, just do everything for fun. Submit documents for fun. Start a blog for fun. Go to a job interview for fun. ANXIETY FEEDS ON IMPORTANCE. Do not make everything a matter of life and deaťh.

[𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤 @simplytee23]

Meanwhile my young man:

[Sysh @_Ndunge_]

you don’t like opinionated women and it’s me you’re telling? are you mad?

[Mbali Mashinini @mbalis_bakery]

@nokwandamhlong0 Is this true?

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Fixed it for you

[JILL 😊 @JILLKUI]

Sifuna triggered her so much 🤣

[Chawanna @DrChaeEd]

I intentionally burn bridges because I believe wholeheartedly in my ability to succeed no matter what, and I’m never putting myself in a position to need anyone who harmed me.

[_ @zizo_brn]

Idk man, that whole thing of not posting on your WhatsApp status because you’re trying to aura farm ain’t for me

[JILL 😊 @JILLKUI]

Applauding a fish for swimming is very nasty business.

[em @embbyg]

cut a man off cause he genuinely believed men have it harder than women….im not keeping anyone around me who’s missing a significant amount of brain cells

[Beldin @beldinkaaray]

The downside of self-infantilization is the perception of incompetence and immaturity even from your own partner

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“can we reschedule ???” YES GOD YES PLEASE YES

[mamncane @Kim_Khandashisa]

Do you know how many women never make it out? Sounds like a flex to me.

[Beldin @beldinkaaray]

"Hapendi mechi" ama you're not giving her what she needs? Sex is very much tied to our emotions as women. Ukinibore huniguzi