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The government really be like “let’s kill as many people as we can and then force repopulation”

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Where is @TomfromMy_Space and how is he doing?

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I would talk shit about food at a restaurant and end up talking to the executive chef of that restaurant.

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16* I had miscounted

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You have to set your mind to your goals. I got 11 free drinks at 3 different bars last night. You can do anything.

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@em_1917 Got me there 😂

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Can’t tell if my body aches and I’m feeling sick or if it was destroying my legs in the gym yesterday.

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Yooo COVID finally got me. At least I can go drink mimosas and die quarantined with my friends.

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Anyone want to buy my nudes 😊🥵

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It’s finally getting the motivation to get up and shower and then someone being in the bathroom 😅

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Mommy issues are a whole new kind of trouble we don’t talk about.

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Note to self. Don’t take your inhaler and preworkout together.

[Perry Robinson, III @PRobinsonReport]

UPDATE: We’re going on 24 hours since anyone has seen 2-year-old Nevaeh Allen.

WHAT WE KNOW:
- stepdad took a nap at 1 p.m. Friday
- siblings got home at 4:30
- door was unlocked, Nevaeh was gone
- last seen with yellow dress w/ pineapples
- FBI now involved
- No updates @WAFB

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Let me tell you I never thought living in a house with 3 other girls would be so amazing.

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Buying a Season’s pass for Bachelor in the summer is such a tease

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I just had a food sample from Costco

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Nothing like a vodka lemonade from the neighbor’s kid with breakfast 😂

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If this ain’t Oregon idk what is. 6 am versus 6 pm.

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Note to self don’t go drink for drink with your dad on an empty stomach.

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It’s basically a curse when you start loving beer and live in Central Oregon. Patiently waiting for this beer belly type of hot girl summer.