Marissa

“Do it again, but, uh, better.”

[Marissa @missmariss23]

Me to any girl after going to OCF:

“Wanna have a sleepover??”

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

🗑

[Baby Pete Toms @fancypetetoms]

I feel like if you never worked a retail job, you probably shouldn’t waste time tweeting about them and should instead prepare for the fact that you have a 100% customer soul which means that when you die you’re going to the rat afterlife.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

a businesswoman first and foremost

[Marissa @missmariss23]

RIRIIIIIIIIIIII 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

[Marissa @missmariss23]

@sierra_squires I kinda love this. 😂😂

[Marissa @missmariss23]

@ally_sheehan @TheMaeMartin @brettgoldstein Defs looked like Ellen at first!!

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Reminders If You Take Things Personally:

[Marissa @missmariss23]

@SammyRaeMusic literally actually for reals gives me chills every time. (Both live and when I’m listening on Spotify).

[WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme]

Comic strip by Courtney Dunkel

[Marissa @missmariss23]

Me when other people meet my dog and don’t immediately freak out about how cute she is.
“Okay, but you do see her, right?!”

[Wake Up Dead Man @KnivesOut]

Stop calling it chives out

[Marissa @missmariss23]

Your electric energy and care for every single customer will not be forgotten. You are what made Brail’s Brail’s. Rest in peace, Joy. 😞❤️

[pj @pjayevans]

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are so good what the hell is in those things