Mary Korver

Mother, wife, and graphic designer. I grew up in an Irish Catholic family. From a small town in one of the very few democratic counties in Utah.

[Oriaku @TweetsByAmaka]

The voices behind your Google map, Bluetooth connected and Alexa 😂

[Mary Korver @missmarycs]

@DaveFlame45 @Mariners @dallascowboys @Seahawks Stay strong Dave!!!! You got this!

[his. @ohisileyasamak]

Sanırım kedi olsaydım şöyle bir şey olurdum.

[ᒪᗩᑎE @lanechanged]

This is a YELP review.
A. YELP. REVIEW. 😂😆🤣😭

[TMZ @TMZ]

The New York Times just dropped its full list of the best TV shows of the 21st century. Thoughts?

📷: The New York Times

[Mary Korver @missmarycs]

@MerriamWebster It is "by accident". Not "on accident". You wouldn't say "on mistake" would you?

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

the best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they'll instantly start celebrating too and they have no idea what the context is they're just always ready to party no matter what

[Kamayani @kamayanitweets]

Hear me out: An app that connects people who are listening to the same song at the same time

[Mary Korver @missmarycs]

@DaveFlame45 Agreed Dave!!

[LadyValor @lady_valor_07]

how to tell if you’re genx or millennial:

millennial: had a babysitter when you were 11.
genx: was a babysitter at age 11.

[Kyle Feldscher @Kyle_Feldscher]

If my wife came back with this much food while my son was strapped to her and my first reaction was to start eating food before she was settled, she would have divorce papers in my hand before I was done chewing the first bite.

And she would be right to do so.

[Wisdom Projects ☮️⚧🧘🏾‍♂️ @BaltimoreWisdom]

Be like Keith and you'll have a lot less #stress.

[Shannon @gardengirl125]

New peeve unlocked: women who say “like” between every other word when they’re like having like a conversation with like another person

[Rear Admiral @RearAdBsBlog]

PUT IT IN MY VEINS.

[Vaïssan vs Smarkled 😅 @VaissanS]

That guy made me laugh, especially with the last one. 🤭🤭🤭😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[Mary Korver @missmarycs]

@DaveFlame45 Same!!! A light toast a skim of butter, fresh peanut butter, and blackberry jam. Oh baby!!

[The Fisherman | 🥩🇨🇱 @Thefishermanm]

O velho do bairro me disse: "Não se esqueça que a bússola foi inventada antes do relógio, porque a direção é mais importante que o tempo."

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

Humanity is not lost

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

America is the hot girl from high school that let herself go and we catch up with her at the reunion.

[Hambone's Word. 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 @Keithhambone]

Mitch Hedberg great one liners!!! 🤣🤣🤣

I sure miss him!