Tlhogi

Blessed.

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

When your energy is at zero but you’re forced to resist and keep going

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“They’re 24 months old.”

Just say they’re two. Your child is two.

[Botlhale M. 💕 @Mashishi_B]

I suffer from the inability to rest. I bought books to read over the holidays and i want to learn a short skill as well as study for my learners.

[Madesse @LadyCharrr1]

And if you have one kid you don’t owe anyone a second kid. It’s okay to have 1 kid.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

After seeing how our parents handled leftovers, I'm convinced most of the "stomach flu" we had as kids was actually mild food poisoning.

[Justcallmesaucy @AyndaMthimkhulu]

The most used emoji on my phone 😭

[Madesse @LadyCharrr1]

So guys before COVID…employees used to go to the office Monday to Friday ?😭

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in

[Justcallmesaucy @AyndaMthimkhulu]

Nothing about having a baby is a hack😭

[Tlhogi @missmnke]

And why is everything plastic?? There’s polyester in everything

[Marie�� @glitchu__]

Shopping isn’t exciting anymore. Everything is overpriced, terrible quality, & ugly.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Shopping isn’t exciting anymore. Everything is overpriced, terrible quality, & ugly.

[Sinethemba.🇿🇦 @cnehshuga]

I don’t even think the horses are aware

[Shadi L 🦄 @ShadiL_]

Before my mom passed.

[Erika @MsFutureHendrix]

I’m arguing with this old head trying to tell him that people born in `97-2012 do not give A FUCK about Jay Z. We were raised on Drake and Nicki Minaj.

[LL Cool Tweet @LLcoooltweet]

It gets worse when you have a child, because then you can’t just have a banana and a glass of wine for dinner. I mean you could, but you risk having your kid draw you eating a banana and a glass of wine for a school project like mine did.

[BafanaKaofela 🇿🇦 @KhomotsoKD]

Me at 23:10 tonight.

[Nkele Mogono @MogonoNkele]

Can @sarstax just give us 3 months relaxation break? 41% of your salary is too much.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

PLEASE no job is ever that serious for you to be a work snitch.

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

"money doesn't buy happiness"

me with money :

[Roch-🤍👓 @Tumi_Roch]

Went from Soweto, to Midrand to change, to Sandton, back to Midrand to change again, on the way to Pretoria rn, later to Roodepoort. 😭 heavy gig guide, while hanging.

Other times I do absolutely nex.