Melissa Zimmer

[Melissa Zimmer @missmzimmer]

Just got back from this years fishing trip… last year my dog past away right before the trip and we saw a rainbow on our way there. This year we missed her so much again and saw a rainbow on the way home. I choose to believe it’s her saying hi 🌈

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

“People are lazy, get a job”
-Should that job earn a living wage?
“No, get better skills”
-Should that education be free?
“No, work your way thru school”
-So that job should be more than a living wage?
“No, less than a living wage”

America: where the bootstraps are unaffordable

[Melissa Zimmer @missmzimmer]

@sarkacsm Living alone is literally the best. I will never go back 😂

[Melissa Zimmer @missmzimmer]

Drunk me will type up the stupid text and send it with no proof read.

High me will take forever typing the text, rewriting, proofing, and then just delete it and not even send it.

[Melissa Zimmer @missmzimmer]

It’s only Monday and I’m already over this week and next week and the weeks after that.

[Melissa Zimmer @missmzimmer]

I just got Panera 2 days in a row. I think I have a problem 😂

[Melissa Zimmer @missmzimmer]

I just saw 3 proposal posts today on Instagram. Check on your single and late 20s friends. We are struggling 😂😅😭🙃

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

💯👇

[Melissa Zimmer @missmzimmer]

You know that feeling when you finish a really good book, tv show, or movie series? Like what now?

[East L.A. News @EASTLA_NEWS]

Mood :

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Guns are banned at Trump’s speech at the NRA convention tomorrow bc they know that’s the only way to prevent a shooting

[Fred Guttenberg @fred_guttenberg]

I love you @jimmykimmel @JimmyKimmelLive.

Thank you!!!

[Mike Majlak @mikemajlak]

HOW FAST DID AIRPORT SECURITY CHANGE AFTER 9/11? WHY ARE WE NOT DOING THE SAME FOR OUR KIDS?

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

Wait, so gun control laws aren’t going to help prevent shootings but laws against abortion are supposed to stop abortions?

[Melissa Zimmer @missmzimmer]

The kid behind me at the angels game: “I love Oreos but I don’t like the orioles team” 😂😂😂

[Melissa Zimmer @missmzimmer]

I’ve been eating really clean all week and I ate a teriyaki chicken sandwich at islands tonight with sweet potato fries and now my stomach hurts. Is this punishment for indulging? Like it could’ve been worse? It could’ve McDs or Del…

[Melissa Zimmer @missmzimmer]

I took a nap today for the first time in idk how long. It was amazing

[Melissa Zimmer @missmzimmer]

Like y’all… adulting is not fun. If you aren’t crying weekly, you aren’t doing it right… I think

[Melissa Zimmer @missmzimmer]

Like I seriously barely make it to the gym. I make it to the dog park for my dog and if I don’t meal prep… I don’t eat dinner until 10 pm. I do go out but like maybe once every 3 weeks… and I’m not even adding normal daily/weekly chores

[Melissa Zimmer @missmzimmer]

Ok but like seriously… do people like not have jobs or something? I honestly see people constantly going out and I just don’t get how they do it. I work 9-6 mon to Friday and I’m exhausted after. Plus I barely make enough for rent and cost of living so like how do you do it?