liv

most dramatic person in any given room

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

whatever tho. not like i really care that much because im cool and easy going.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i was born in the right generation i love trying fuck-ass potato chip flavors

[Kieran Triplett @kierantriplett]

The AMC in Kip’s Bay closing is my 9/11

[meg man @MegManClone]

Banned myself from analyzing interpersonal relationships for a few months

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

whatever is wrong with me she has it too
https://t.co/T0H1nj7OXP

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

bro did your hologram seriously just stumble into my apartment

[Isabella @haveacigar21]

Olivia album affecting me

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Getting kicked off Jeopardy! for repeatedly making the throat slitting motion with my hand every time time I get a question right or wrong

[associate of the moth @amandasfemme]

the best movie trivia quiz is actually when your non-moviepilled coworker gives you a few vague statements about the movie they just watched and you noscope the title and lead actor and they act like you recited their social security number from memory

[liv @misspeppa420]

watching this near tears

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

This cat knows exactly how beautiful its fur pattern is… so it always curls up into a perfect circle when it sleeps. 👌👌

[chad @chasedbywasps]

I tried to order at the @tacobell self-serve kiosk but the screen refused to accept my card and started to instead display very PERSONAL photos from my camera roll. I turned to the cashier and asked How is it doing this but she just just said That's what it does

[prince @rajsprima]

do u ever think abt how you wouldn't be the person you are currently without glee

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

[bren ⭐️ @drunkonhoping]

she needs to start playing in joni mitchell’s purse again because this was too good

[🧚🏼‍♀️ @222rubie]

early bird shit u wouldn't get it

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

"Don't put all your eggs in one basket" Well I just have the one egg