T'laryth Phalyn

theophilosophical toxicity daydreaming of hanta and honey bees in a sushi induced haze of karaoke jazz.

[T'laryth Phalyn @missphalyn]

@NikkisInfo Thank you for all you do! Just glad to see a post.

[T'laryth Phalyn @missphalyn]

@bitesizedewalt, I was telling my husband about Arty & Vinci and how your comic introduced me to fluffer nutters. That comic remains one of my favorites all these years later. It made me so happy to stumble across your account and see the newer images. Thanks for the memories.

[T'laryth Phalyn @missphalyn]

The kiddo is officially done with remote kindergarten and about to go in-person after spring break. Thank you @VancityReynolds & @DRYSoda because without the both of you I'd have never survived listening to a band of crazed five and six year olds every day.

[T'laryth Phalyn @missphalyn]

I've been blocked for three days from @Facebook for stating that a users banner looked Hitler-esque (a painted pose of Trump). I didn't insult anyone. I just stated the obvious. And yet antisemitic jerks are allowed to stay. Just brilliant.

[T'laryth Phalyn @missphalyn]

WTF @UPS New Mexico?! The truck has been in my tiny town all day and in spots for hours. I'm still waiting for my food delivery so I can make dinner and avoid a pissy 5 year old. The election is, apparently, not the only thing taking longer than it should.

[T'laryth Phalyn @missphalyn]

Well, I've been muted on FB for having the gall to use the word buffoon in reference to guy attacking me and for later defending myself in an argument with someone calling me a feminazi for saying that women don't owe men smiles. Ever. #fragilemaleego #fuckfacebook

[T'laryth Phalyn @missphalyn]

@pmcdonald16 @graeters I don't even live there and I'm wondering how to get my heathen hands on this ice cream thanks to your tweet. The world does NOT revolve around you, Patricia, nor around any singular religion. What an embarrassing moment for other Catholics.

[T'laryth Phalyn @missphalyn]

@AvarelleHQ, just wondering, do you folks make anything without tea tree? Your products look great and I'd love to try some but it could be awful for those of us allergic to tea tree.

[T'laryth Phalyn @missphalyn]

We're starting to wonder if @alexa99 has a deal with Bob Dylan. None of us care for his voice so every time he comes up we say "Echo, don't play this song". Apparently she's offended and immediately starts playing a Disney music station. Nooo! Bad Alexa! Bad!

[T'laryth Phalyn @missphalyn]

Hey, @netflix, I got these suggestions and I'm a bit concerned. Is everything okay over there? You doin' alright? I know serial killer stuff is dark but suggesting The Office & Glee? Even Mulan & Friends are on that list. Whaa?

[T'laryth Phalyn @missphalyn]

The @alexa99 on my Echo Show listens as well as my four year old. Ask for it to play "My Soundtrack" and I'm given @iHeartRadio kids channels. No. So no. I just want my @amazonmusic feed. At least I can send my four year old to go sit down and gather his brain a bit. Damn it.

[T'laryth Phalyn @missphalyn]

@BofA_Help, Any idea what's going on with ATM withdrawls? I'm about 2 hrs north of ANY BofA and local ATMs are telling me that my institution will not allow a withdrawl. I'd really like to be able to go to farmer's market but can't without cash.

[T'laryth Phalyn @missphalyn]

@neilhimself @PrimeVideo I'm just chomping at the bit. If only I hadn't promised that I wouldn't watch without my husband. And four year old (who has been listening to the audiobook over lunch for ages now).

[T'laryth Phalyn @missphalyn]

What gives, @PrimeVideo? Was watching/listening to New Detectives and suddenly, mid-episode the entire show is behind a pay-wall. Dude. Give some warnings, eh?

[T'laryth Phalyn @missphalyn]

@Discovery I recently taught my four year old how to play Senet and he's in love with it, as I was when I was young. When he saw this he was absolutely giddy.

[T'laryth Phalyn @missphalyn]

@facebook Sooo, would ya'll like to tell us what exactly is going on instead of saying what it isn't? A lot of things are tied into Facebook and now don't work either.

[T'laryth Phalyn @missphalyn]

Words of wisdom from my four year old after he watched Civil War this weekend:

"Don't be like Iron Man; he flies and makes bad decisions."

#ChildsWordsOfWisdom #CivilWar #IronMan #NotEntirelyWrong #TeamCaptainAmerica #MyChildSaidWhat

[T'laryth Phalyn @missphalyn]

@neilhimself I speak like that more often than not. I'm in New Mexico though, in all fairness, I traveled between US Naval bases as a child.

[T'laryth Phalyn @missphalyn]

@mrglenn @neilhimself I admit he'd always been in my dream-cast as Death because, well, that voice. But I've no doubt Brian Cox will be brilliant as well.

[T'laryth Phalyn @missphalyn]

@neilhimself This book has been my now four year old sons favorite since he was two. He reads it with his great white shark plushie, Phyllis.