Olivia Cheesman

Wife, musician, teacher, encourager, child of God ❤️

[Olivia Cheesman @misssolivee]

Me: Do you like being my son?
Child: Yeah, I really do.
Me: What do you like about being my son?
Child: Well.... You're kind... Sometimes.

[Olivia Cheesman @misssolivee]

*15 minutes into watching his first episode of the Simpsons*
"Wait. THEY'RE ALL YELLOW!"
🙄

[Olivia Cheesman @misssolivee]

A: "Did Jesus make you smart?"
Me: "God put me in a situation where I had the privilege to be educated."
A: "Yeah, but you still can't have babies."

[Olivia Cheesman @misssolivee]

Ah the sound of the rooster.... Followed by mocking birds mocking the rooster.

[Olivia Cheesman @misssolivee]

"The food at my new school is better than my old school. It's like they make it with love or something!"
-My child

[Olivia Cheesman @misssolivee]

*gets new glasses*
Me: Don't lose them. The warranty won't cover them if you do.
A: What does the warranty cover?
Me: If they get damaged.
A: What is it called for humans?
Me: Insurance?
#mychild

[Olivia Cheesman @misssolivee]

"Mom, I named my scooter!"
"Okay, what did you name it?"
"Sherry!"

[Olivia Cheesman @misssolivee]

"Mom! You're older now! Things have changed!"
-My child

[Olivia Cheesman @misssolivee]

"When will it be 1999 again?"
-Also my child

[Olivia Cheesman @misssolivee]

"Was 1999 a real year?"
-My child

[Olivia Cheesman @misssolivee]

God loves us as we are but doesn't leave us as we are. ❤️

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

When I was a chronic people pleaser I had a wide circle of friends. My circle shrank when I started setting boundaries and meeting my own needs. I realize now that a smaller circle can be a sign of authenticity.

[Dr. Jessica Taylor @DrJessTaylor]

Women & girls are groomed to believe it is in their best interests to be diagnosed with a personality disorder instead of having their traumas & experiences listened to. It is an amazing sleight of hand, which leads to women & girls *wanting* a MH diagnosis to feel validated.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Why I stopped being nice, so that I could be kind:

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

I don’t think we Christians realize how fragile a picture we paint of Christianity when we act as though it is so dependent on certain people and parties being in power and entire nations abiding by our beliefs.

That’s not the gospel of Jesus.

That’s codependency.

[Olivia Cheesman @misssolivee]

Is a social media manager just a professional fan club president?

[Olivia Cheesman @misssolivee]

Pastor: "If you ever feel overwhelmed..."
Me: "Me? Overwhelmed? Never."

[captionquirk @CaptionQuirk]

What if they faked the queen’s death just so they could have the most shocking Masked Singer reveal ever

[Olivia Cheesman @misssolivee]

*Has COVID*
Me: You have to be nice to me. I'm sick.
Husband: You're asymptomatic. You're carrying. You're basically a glorified suitcase.