probably stoned tbh👌🇵🇸

what even is this

[probably stoned tbh👌🇵🇸 @misstdeezy]

well, its been real but this is it for me 🥲

[Jacob Grimoire @JacobGrimoire]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?! Fuck you Elon

[Remmelt Ellen 🛑 @RemmeltE]

@KatanaSpeaks Here is the relevant page.

Trigger warning: this could be bad if you have experienced trauma yourself, so do skip.

https://t.co/F96e0wGubf

[probably stoned tbh👌🇵🇸 @misstdeezy]

recession indicator

[matthew diarrhea mandli @matthew_mandli]

Being an older student fucking rules. You? Afraid to raise your hand in class. Me? eating a ziploc of scrambled eggs in the front row. I’m interrupting the professor with a question that’s actually a statement. I clear my throat so loud it sets off a car alarm

[Iseult @iseult]

“The rape didn’t last long enough”

There is not enough anger in the world to account for how little sexual violence against women just doesn’t matter in society.

[Emily Gwen @theemilygwen]

https://t.co/67w8UpC0GB

[probably stoned tbh👌🇵🇸 @misstdeezy]

he never misses

[Brad Galli @BradGalli]

WATCH: Dan Campbell’s postgame locker room speech had game balls changing hands.

• Jahmyr Gibbs gave his to Penei Sewell, but he gave it back
• Jack Campbell got one, shouted out DBs
• Derrick Barnes gave his to Kelvin Sheppard, but he returned it

[ralph 🏳️‍🌈 @TheRocketRalph]

the entire point of dnd is that the dm creates the story, no one is forcing your story to be “woke”

the rightoids getting mad at this are unironically a bunch of tourists

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

“It’s not a bump, it’s a blessing” 🥹 
Bro was raised right, well done to his parents!

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

Now I understand why older people are calmer… after you’ve died enough times inside, you learn to breathe, let go, and simply be.

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

tried to give you something you never had and found out why you never had it

[໊ @sonohoor]

so if a man works, he's "too tired" to do chores. but if a woman works, she's still expected to cook, clean, and take care of everything? why?

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Yes the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created an AI porn chatbot for incels.

[د @trhxianl]

The shock in his eyes. The shock. The shock. The shock. How is the world still standing & how is “Israel” still seeing another day. How how how how

[Quds News Network @QudsNen]

NEW | Instagram has removed the verified account of Gaza slain journalist Saleh al-Jafarawi, who had 4.5 million followers.

Archived snapshots of his page on the Wayback Machine, the largest public internet archive, also appear to have been wiped or disabled, raising concerns about digital erasure of Palestinian documentation.

Al-Jafarawi, known for his frontline reporting on the Gaza genocide, had previously faced repeated censorship. He was killed yesterday by an armed group collaborating with Israel.

Observers warn that these developments may signal “a new phase in efforts to erase evidence of Israeli war crimes from the internet.”

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

*Record scratch*

*Freeze frame*

Yup, that’s me JuJu. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation

[Zach Jacobson @zachjacobson]

this is unfortunately one of the funniest pictures i’ve ever seen. he’s got juju by the ear like a stepchild LMFAO