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[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

when you start making money and you’re comfortable, for your own good, don’t get fat.

[𝓟𝓪𝓵𝓼𝓴𝓲⛷️ @praisepal_]

you de use iphone eSIM, one day your pocket wifi will die in a public place and you’ll learn your lesson 😂

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

Messi - 7 goals
Mbappe - 7 goals
Haaland - 7 goals
CR - 7

[Joseph S Blatter @SeppBlatter]

Red cards are not overturned by political phone calls. They are overturned by rules, evidence and independent bodies. If a U.S. President intervenes with the FIFA President — and a player is suddenly cleared before a World Cup knockout match — the question is unavoidable: Quo vadis, FIFA?

Football must never become a playground for political power. #FIFA #WorldCup #GianniInfantino #DonaldTrump

[Yannick Bolasie @YannickBolasie]

All I’ll say is if this was AFCON and they let a man play after he got a red card, the nonsense being said would be crazy

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Stop spraying perfume on your neck
Stop spraying perfume on your neck
Stop spraying perfume on your neck
Stop spraying perfume on your neck
Stop spraying perfume on your neck
Stop spraying perfume on your neck

[Daniel Sturridge @DanielSturridge]

Cape Verde may not lift the World Cup, but they’re already winners 🇨🇻

[Olajiire 🎭 @olajiire101]

So if man no guide, e no deserve woman loyalty but if e guide, make e loyal to one woman.

Go buy jersey make you print mumu for the back give your boyfriend. 😭😂

[$yde! @Bigsydee]

The more you use Snapchat, the more you realize the world can never run out of hoes.

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

I was offered sex today by a very handsome 26yo. In exchange I was to advertise some bathroom cleaner on Twitter. Of course I declined because of my morals & strong willpower, which is as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner available scented with vanilla or lemon.

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

more statements than trophies this season

[Didier Drogba @didierdrogba]

Honteux ce penalty non sifflet sur Nicolas Pépé pfffffff a quoi sert la VAR?!??!

[iBeast @ibeastIess]

Japan will make it to the round of 16 in 2030 guaranteed if they uncensor the vagina in their porno.

[𝗙𝗜𝗔𝗚𝗢 🇩🇪 @fiago7]

Embarrassment after embarrassment. We haven been absolute dogshite since 2014. You should be ashamed @DFB_Team. You turned the greatest football nation in Europe into a banter team. Danke.

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

You can tell when a coworker doesn’t have a life outside of work.

Here's how :

[jiddah_mk @jiddah_mk]

My colleague resigned yesterday after working with the company for almost nine years.

We all assumed he’d found a better-paying job.

Before leaving, he walked around shaking everyone’s hand.

When he got to me, he smiled and said,

“Check the second drawer of your desk after I leave.”

I laughed because I thought he was joking.

An hour later, I opened the drawer.

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

If two people start a company and one contributes 90% of the capital while the other contributes just 10%, when the business starts struggling, who do you think is more likely to walk away first? Exactly, Now apply that same principle to your relationships

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

STOP using work Wi-Fi on your personal phone.

Here's why:

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| BREAKING: Uruguay's Football Association have 𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐃 the squad's private plane. ✈️❌

All players will return home on commercial flights after their World Cup exit.

[@MartinCharquero]

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

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