Mary M

Expert hangover dodger

[Mary M @MissusM3]

Happy birthday to me as the oldest goat 🐐😂

[Mary M @MissusM3]

@mortonsrolls Absolutely not! Salt & vinegar only 😋

[delicious. magazine @deliciousmag]

Make the most of any leftover roast chicken in these budget-friendly chicken pasties. Think creamy chicken, leek and ham filling inside golden puff pastry. https://t.co/KJBNK8cg32

[delicious. magazine @deliciousmag]

Excellent work Nichola! Get the recipe for these Tunnocks caramel wafer blondies here https://t.co/ppeWKgOfxo

[Victoria Fox | Best Recipes UK @BestRecipesUK]

Tonight I made a wonderful Chorizo & Prawn Pasta with Lime.

A super quick, fresh & delicious dish that can be made in the time it takes to cook your pasta.

Check out the recipe https://t.co/IU7Fyd94SC

#recipes #pasta #Cooking #Food #RecipeOfTheDay

[Jamie Oliver @jamieoliver]

#JamiesOnePanWonders hits screens TONIGHT 8:30pm on @Channel4 !!

Here's a preview of what's in store… enter FRYING PAN PASTA!
All cooked in just ONE pan thanks to ONE ingredient swap…! 🤯 https://t.co/mOIUet539i

[delicious. magazine @deliciousmag]

This classic chicken pie with chorizo and cider recipe makes a perfect Sunday dinner alternative.
https://t.co/zOrEfMYD6A

[Mary M @MissusM3]

@Glasgowchivas

[Mary M @MissusM3]

We know how to party....

[Mary M @MissusM3]

On it

[Mary M @MissusM3]

Mum day oot

[Mary M @MissusM3]

Me tomorrow...

[Mary M @MissusM3]

For all he's an absolute arse, I have no issue with this 🤣

'Ryan Giggs called 'team meeting' with family on loading a dishwasher' https://t.co/bNTiOCoUga via https://t.co/7HPfkRbvao

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

I don’t understand people who aren’t tired.

[Mary M @MissusM3]

1st game of the season & a win to boot 🥳 🏈 No better feeling than seeing the boys play as a team & your boy#1 right in amongst it 🥰

[Mary M @MissusM3]

Thankfully no poo in the pool today...

[Mary M @MissusM3]

Today's exciting day oot

[Mary M @MissusM3]

@Glasgowchivas Not funny.. The boy was RAGING...

[Mary M @MissusM3]

Today's plans thwarted by a rogue poo in the pool at the Time Capsule 🤢🤢

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

A reminder, should you be in need of a smile, that eggs were once called ‘cacklefarts’, penguins were known as ‘arse-feet’, umbrellas as ‘bumbershoots’, and sausages as ‘bags of mystery’ because you never quite know what’s in them.