Ruth Woodside GBCT

Camera Operator, Tea lover, Occasional knitter, Expert hugger, Over-thinker,

[Ruth Woodside GBCT @misswoodside]

Note to self: Yoga is not a competitive sport! #namaste ❤️

[Ruth Woodside GBCT @misswoodside]

Camera Operator for hire!!

DM me for CV and/or chats 😊

[Ruth Woodside GBCT @misswoodside]

@ubereats_uk waited over 1h on large order. Picked up on time but delivery time kept getting longer, couldn’t contact rider. Map showed them going in opposite direction. When 15mins away, got Order Delivered notification. Still couldn’t contact rider. No food, out of pocket £60.

[Ruth Woodside GBCT @misswoodside]

I did ANOTHER a load of washing with no odd socks in. I feel like I deserve some recognition. Maybe a prize? #lifelevelup #thingsthatneverhappen

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Don.
It’s God.
You’re fired.
@realDonaldTrump

[Ruth Woodside GBCT @misswoodside]

I wonder how many people are googling ‘how to cut your own hair’ right about now?

[Ruth Woodside GBCT @misswoodside]

#AskRishi Film industry workers on short term PAYE contracts not eligible for furlough pay, many not on payroll on 28th Feb as shooting hadn't begun but contracts cancelled because of Covid-19. Also not eligible for Self Employed relief. What are your plans to help?

[Ruth Woodside GBCT @misswoodside]

I can’t adequately express how much distain I feel when I see an adult person using a push scooter as a legitimate form of transport!

#rage #wiseup

[Ruth Woodside GBCT @misswoodside]

I was today years old when I discovered the division symbol ÷ is just a fraction. The two dots represent numbers. 😳

[Ruth Woodside GBCT @misswoodside]

How much cornflakes is too much cornflakes?

Asking for a friend...

[Ruth Woodside GBCT @misswoodside]

‘Yogi’s’ of the world. Ending your aggressive message with ‘Namaste’ does not make it less aggressive.

Pffft... 😒

[Ruth Woodside GBCT @misswoodside]

Biggest Tory victory since 1987? I smell a rat...

#weareallfuckednow #UKElection

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

People across our country work hard. You deserve fair wages, reliable transport, better leave, free childcare and proper social care when you retire.

These are not “giveaways”.

These are your rights.

[Ruth Woodside GBCT @misswoodside]

Tax cuts Boris? How are you going to pay for all those 50,000 extra nurses you promised? Oh yes, by selling the NHS.

#VoteLabour

[Ruth Woodside GBCT @misswoodside]

@stance why don’t you have your star wars range in size small? Seems to be all men’s sizes 😡

[Ruth Woodside GBCT @misswoodside]

I'm going to And So I Watch You From Afar at The Camden Assembly in London, United Kingdom - Oct 21 https://t.co/G2VEZnixsS

[Ruth Woodside GBCT @misswoodside]

Where’s your humanity, people?She’s obviously having some kind of fit and no-one was helping. I mean all those journalists just kept filming her. Poor woman.

#TheresaMayDancing

[Ruth Woodside GBCT @misswoodside]

I have just done a load of washing with no odd socks. Not even one.
I AM INVINCIBLE!!!
#levelup #winningatlife

[Frightened Rabbit @FRabbits]

We are worried about Scott, who has been missing for a little while now. He may be in a fragile state and may not be making the best decisions for himself right now. Please could Scott or anyone with any information on his whereabouts please contact Police Scotland (101).

[Ruth Woodside GBCT @misswoodside]

Thought of the day:

Am I the only person who makes the face of the emoji I want to use when looking for it? 🤔

[Ruth Woodside GBCT @misswoodside]

This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends...

#nomorewars
#weareallfuckednow
#notmyprimeminister
#syriastrikes