Missy Ford

[Missy Ford @missykd7]

Whenever I see @leslieodumjr on Law And Order: SVU reruns the only thing I can think of is “yea whatever Aaron Burr, you just want to be in the room where it happens”

[Missy Ford @missykd7]

Morning cardio: running to bring the succulents inside because it started snowing. #plantlady

[Missy Ford @missykd7]

Hey @Delta thanks for ruining my honeymoon. You canceled two flights bc your pilots can’t get to work on time, ticketcounter lied to me and said it was due to weather, and now I have to spend the first days of my honeymoon is Minneapolis and pay for a hotel you refuse to pay for.

[Missy Ford @missykd7]

@hulu_support 62812

[Missy Ford @missykd7]

Hey @hulu put my $44.99 to good use and get Game 7 of #scf on my television. Please and thank you.

[Missy Ford @missykd7]

Best part about @OfficialLivePD is @danabrams and his puns. Seriously hilarious.

[Missy Ford @missykd7]

Lifting in my 20s: can lift for 2hrs, drinking lots pre workout and not need a break. Lifting in my 30s: I’m only 1hr in and I’ve already had to pee twice.

[Missy Ford @missykd7]

Told my toddler the ice cream was spicy so I didn’t have to give her any. I don’t feel bad.

[Missy Ford @missykd7]

The @TheBachelorTV should have a “date” where the bachelor and contestant are in a kitchen with a toddler that’s throwing a fit for 3hrs because she won’t eat. That’s how you find out who your true soulmate is.

[Missy Ford @missykd7]

Dear @foofighters, your new song is amazing. It’s also a great alarm clock. You literally tell me to wake up every morning. Badass.

[Missy Ford @missykd7]

I like pointing at things with my middle finger. Just to see if anyone notices. #MyWeirdSecret

[Missy Ford @missykd7]

That awkward moment when you really have to go to the bathroom and a staff member comes to your office with an hours worth of questions.

[Missy Ford @missykd7]

Who didn't pay enough attention in behavioral statistics class and is now really regretting it? This girl.

[Missy Ford @missykd7]

3x5 at 205lbs :) @ CrossFit Proper, Corona CA https://t.co/s1c2nBiddG

[Missy Ford @missykd7]

Cool down with Baby Nora. She was not impressed. @ CrossFit Proper,… https://t.co/8xIzuaioQy

[Missy Ford @missykd7]

@six6galaxie I'm so glad you get me.

[Missy Ford @missykd7]

I'm just a girl, staring at an uncrustable. Wishing it was already thawed.

[Missy Ford @missykd7]

Why, why did I schedule a unit meeting, conference call and two individual conferences on my first day back from vacation...

[Missy Ford @missykd7]

Being an adult means ignoring that inner monologue telling you to put your clothes away and going to bed early instead. #adulting #sorrymom