BREAKING: WE HAVE RECOVERED THE STOLEN COLON. Thanks to a tip, officers found the giant, inflatable, pilfered intestine in a vacant house in the 7100 block of Virginia. No one in custody yet. Investigation is continuing. #stolencolon
@zszillner I once made 7 of 10 from behind the line in an ‘07 JV game on my way to a career high 11 pts. Any suggestions on how to get to the next level?