Thomas Kruc

Oh look another one... Lets get this over with.

[Thomas Kruc @mistatazerface]

@PhillyD Zaddy D

[Thomas Kruc @mistatazerface]

@AppyLilThing @TheCrimsonFuckr Yeah enough focusing on the past instead…LETS FOCUS ON THE PAST!

[TheCrimsonFucker @TheCrimsonFuckr]

I bought an ape.

No, an actual ape. I've dressed him in a suit and call him Walter Jr.

[Thomas Kruc @mistatazerface]

@PhillyD Never(Do) pause the PhillyD show

[Thomas Kruc @mistatazerface]

@blindpackrat If they remove the headphones jack I swear to god

[Thomas Kruc @mistatazerface]

@goodreads Been enjoying the pathfinder series lately Orson Scott Card is an amazing writer

[TheCrimsonFucker @TheCrimsonFuckr]

So I fell asleep in January and forgot to set my alarm.

What I miss?

[Ubisoft @Ubisoft]

Get ready to level up…

#ScottPilgrimGame launches January 14!

[Thomas Kruc @mistatazerface]

DoN't YOU TaLk To THE
PrESiDent tHaT wAY
#DiaperDonald #fucktrump

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Deranged

[Thomas Kruc @mistatazerface]

You have to fuck up real bad to get the marching bands out when you lose

[Kyle Clark @KyleClark]

Downtown Denver rn

[Thomas Kruc @mistatazerface]

Oh Yass match that shit

[Andrea Stratton @Andrea_Beth11]

Can we talk about the fact that Dr. Jill’s mask matched her dress? #PresidentialDebate2020

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Frantically patting all your pockets at least a dozen times to show everyone that (a) you do own a mask, and (b) you have genuinely and mortifyingly forgotten it.

[Thomas Kruc @mistatazerface]

#Answerthequestions

[Thomas Kruc @mistatazerface]

"China ate your lunch"
the fuck does that mean!? #PresidentialDebate2020

[City and County of Denver @CityofDenver]

City Council has approved a lease agreement for a new 24/7 shelter for persons experiencing homelessness. The new facility will shelter 350-450 individuals, w/ flexible space to serve multiple needs and various gender groups & couples across the spectrum. https://t.co/9xwCCvXOBt

[TorAthena @TorAthena]

What was once a funny meme is just now four moods leaving the house during covid.

[Thomas Kruc @mistatazerface]

Just got a knock at my door it was a mailman he handed me my keys that I didn't remember leaving in my mailbox and these mother fuckers are trying to defund this
#USPS
#USPS2020VOTE

[Ron White @Ron_White]

Not wearing a mask in public is like raw dogging a 5 dollar hooker.