Noah Pflueger-Peters

Writer, baseball junkie, food lover, b-movie enthusiast, English major disguised as an engineer. Tweets are my own. He/him

[Patrick Daugherty @RotoPat]

Every March: Man, the Dodgers have too many starting pitchers!

Every October 11: Man the Dodgers, who are down 2-1 to the five seed in the NLDS, are probably done if they can't get at least two innings from Joe Kelly tonight

[𝐓𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐚 | NORR1S 🏆 @taynia_swift]

...it kinda eats ngl...

[rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed]

Taylor Swift just took her private jet from the box down to the field to kiss Travis

[NASA Webb Telescope @NASAWebb]

Seen here by Webb, ice giant Uranus is a dynamic world with rings, moons, storms, extreme seasons, and more. Webb’s sensitivity has even captured the close-in Zeta ring, faint, diffuse, and elusive. https://t.co/T85e7JHwrm

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Shohei Ohtani just posted on Instagram that he’s signing with the Los Angeles Dodgers.

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Jon Soto appears headed to Yankees

[Richard Staff @RichardStaff]

The Mets have signed RHP Henry Kissinger to a two year deal pending a physical

[Noah Pflueger-Peters @misterPP22]

This album is a solid 10/10
https://t.co/0oTxN9vUao

[Noah Pflueger-Peters @misterPP22]

Starting a thread of "music I'm currently obsessed with" cause it's my Twitter and I want to.

I love and hate this song because it goes HARD, but it's barely over a minute so it's such a short euphoria
https://t.co/ECH3ozhekc

[Noah Pflueger-Peters @misterPP22]

Perfect Halloween song

https://t.co/RcKZZtXV7s

[Noah Pflueger-Peters @misterPP22]

Today I learned I can be bribed into writing a Google review with a free cup of masala chai

[Noah Pflueger-Peters @misterPP22]

Proud to report that I've advanced to "slowly reads every piece of text in a museum" level of dad

[Noah Pflueger-Peters @misterPP22]

Me the moment I move to an area that gets trick-or-treaters

[Noah Pflueger-Peters @misterPP22]

Missing an earthquake is one thing. Missing an earthquake while getting an emergency alert about an earthquake is a whole other level of disappointing

[Gavin Lux truther @DeVriesBurner]

@Dodgers

[Noah Pflueger-Peters @misterPP22]

@breezyb2321 Oh yikes. Yeah, if mine was bad, yours is probably just a giant yeast skeleton at this point

[Noah Pflueger-Peters @misterPP22]

RIP sourdough starter. Life can be so fragile when you forget to feed it for two months

[Noah Pflueger-Peters @misterPP22]

@JDBrainerd I might take you up on that, thank you! Mine was refrigerated, I've just been out of town a lot and didn’t think to freeze or feed it

[Joshua Blankenship @blankenship]

“The Death of the Author” is a 1967 essay by French literary critic and theorist Roland Barthes. The essay argues against traditional literary criticism’s practice of relying on the intentions and biography of an author to definitively explain the “ultimate meaning” of a text.

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

Happy Birthday to my bunny Erin. We're going to an alien Bigfoot meet and greet to celebrate.

[Noah Pflueger-Peters @misterPP22]

Did he roast a chicken because he actually wanted chicken, or because he just wanted to make a stock with the bones? Join us for a scandalous new episode of Noah's kitchen