stephen ekhoff

musician, podcast personality, self-manscaper, feared duelist, legendary drinker, world class fuck up and more than just a pretty face ;)

[stephen ekhoff @misterekho]

Zero interest in #SurvivorGameChangers done watching til I can stream it

[stephen ekhoff @misterekho]

Rewatching Survivor All-stars and dammit @BostonRob you might be the best player to ever play the game #survivor

[stephen ekhoff @misterekho]

Malcolm fucking Freberg for the win @MalcolmWHW

[Trip McNeely @bobbywws]

Anyone else need any proof the refs are riding the @dallascowboys junk?! These missed holding calls are AWFUL. #NFC #DALvsGB @misterekho

[stephen ekhoff @misterekho]

@AdamScottKlein congrats on sole survivor! If you're ever near Idaho during the summer we play survivor every year;)

[stephen ekhoff @misterekho]

@precious1na also your Twitter account resembles mine. It fucking sucks.

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@precious1na @PedroPascal1 @RodrigoSantoro my bad! But it doesn't change my love for him

[stephen ekhoff @misterekho]

Apparently I love Spanish men...I'm okay with that. @PedroPascal1 @RodrigoSantoro #westworld #gameofthrones

[stephen ekhoff @misterekho]

@bobbywws @KidInsanity @dominos @Vikings "Matthew" said "don't break the bank" to me after a free pizza. Meaning I bought from them enough

[stephen ekhoff @misterekho]

@IgnorantRanters @buy_directtv @dominos I should've earned a free pepperoni according to your online gig

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@IgnorantRanters @buy_directtv @dominos do you deliver like the Minnesota Vikings offensive line does? Meaning:you don't.

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@IgnorantRanters @buy_directtv @dominos y'all delivery drivers are garbage ball

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@IgnorantRanters @buy_directtv #loweryourratesassholes

[Malcolm Freberg @MalcolmWHW]

True story: I'm in Mexico right now. Anyone wants to make good on those "I'm leaving" threats, hit me up. Tacos are delicious #ElectionNight

[stephen ekhoff @misterekho]

Sooo what the fuck is next? @HillaryClinton you're a champ #imwithher2016

[stephen ekhoff @misterekho]

Holy snooze fest #WalkingDeadSeason7 #itshouldvebeencarol

[stephen ekhoff @misterekho]

How does @billybush_ still have a fucking job? #wrongtag?

[stephen ekhoff @misterekho]

We want love like it was a drug. Yeah all we wanted was a little relief. Every heart i held in between. They were painkillers to me.