pons asinorum

Technical Solutions Engineer.
PhD in Comp Lit.
Poetaster and potatotaster

[NPR @NPR]

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[pons asinorum @mistergog]

@Ask_Spectrum...is all of Madison, WI down, or am I incredibly lucky?

[Eddie Radosevich @Eddie_Rado]

Kasey Kelleher should be on a Heisman Trophy shortlist; even if OU never punts this season

[Mike Balsamo @MikeBalsamo1]

DETROIT (AP) — The AP has learned ex-Michigan Gov. Snyder and others have been told they’re being charged in Flint water scandal.

[pons asinorum @mistergog]

@ChaseSupport Many of the sub pages in the Chase App for Android load blank. Has been going on for over a month. Version 4.171. When can we expect a patch?

[Mike Hanna @mjahanna]

The acting Secretary of Defence confirms it was Vice President Pence NOT #Trump who authorised deployment of National Guard

[pons asinorum @mistergog]

We talk of the melting/freezing point of water, but I live in the frozen North, and for six months of the year, that's not a relevant touchstone.

Herein, I will propose replacing it with "the eating point of pizza," which is ever and always intuitive.

Ch. 1, On Mouth Scalding:

[pons asinorum @mistergog]

@edwardfairchild You looking forward to the new Guided by Voices album?

[pons asinorum @mistergog]

@edwardfairchild I heard an interview on a Louisville morning show with Winter, but I didn't know it was out. Thanks for the heads up!

[pons asinorum @mistergog]

co•vid•i•ous

adjective

(of a public action or situation) likely to increase suspicion that you are contagious, thereby arousing or incurring resentment or anger in others.

By inhaling coffee rather than swallowing it, he'd put himself in a most covidious predicament.

[Scott Lynch @scottlynch78]

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.

[Anne Hidalgo @Anne_Hidalgo]

Welcome back America! Congratulations to @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris for their election! While we are about to celebrate the 5th anniversary of the Paris Agreement, this victory symbolizes our need to act together more than ever, in view of climate emergency. 🇺🇸
#Election2020

[Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg]

Reporters everywhere wondering which epic anecdotal lead to deploy: The seniors left in the cold in Omaha, WH chief of staff getting COVID as Biden takes PA lead, the president golfing as he loses, or campaign’s press conference next to the dildo store called “Fantasy Island”?

[Gerry Canavan (parody) @gerrycanavan]

FASCISM will return in AMERICA: ENDGAME

[Brendan Nyhan (@BrendanNyhan on 🟦☁️) @BrendanNyhan]

The writers, as always, are not subtle

[pons asinorum @mistergog]

You, leaving the Fitchburg Hy-Vee at 8:30 in the morning on 11/7, Saturday, post-election, in your aviators, looking rough, fumbling with the cut out handle of your only purchase, a 12 pack of Diet Mountain Dew

Me, entering, looking for beer

We, still here despite it all