American Goodbytes

The voice of snarky sanity. World class rat bastard. Kumkwat Haagendasz. Pine cone?

[American Goodbytes @mistergoodbytes]

Pine cone?

[TRUMP SUPPORTER @_Postive_Vibes]

SHOCKING 😱 — A British man put on a full burqa and walked past police officers to demonstrate a loophole in facial recognition and stop-and-search enforcement. He revealed anyone wearing a burqa in the UK gets the “Infinite Freedom Glitch.”

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@Osint613 A Lebanese whorehouse?

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@Steven_Swinford @oliver_wright JFC 🤦‍♂️

Don't forget that puppies are haram. Maybe do those next.

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@BradRTorgersen One of the reasons I liked Levis denim jackets (before they became Chinese slop) was that a small to medium paperback would fit in the inside pocket.

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@brivael It concerns me that Trump hasn't accomplished much that's guaranteed to endure 24 hours after a Democrat gets elected.

As things stand now, Trump II could just be that last bright flame before the fire goes out forever.

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@IfindRetards Given the left's predilection with buggery and comfort with the rape of children, one must wonder if UK Labor is trying to herd kiddies into one easily accessible pool (Bluesky).

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@MickeyBlowtorch Uh, huh.

Wait until the operator is replaced by AI at 50c per day. Argue with the computer, why don't you?

You want to talk 'go f yourself', like the man said, you ain't seen nothing yet.

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@UK_Daniel_Card @sherlock_comms Or, BBC reached down and found its Emmanuel Goldstein?

They'd better hope Russia stays viable, or they'll need a new boogeyman.

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@elonmusk @EmmanuelMacron In the day, Russians were good hackers of software because they had to be if they wanted freedom of use and access.

Nex gen hackers will hack age gates, app store locks, automobile surveillance and control systems, digital ID...

...for the same reasons.

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@BrianRoemmele Modern businesses see truth as optional, and in fact their business model may rely on lying/not getting caught.

Google for instance. Their bread and butter is trafficking in people's information, but they'll flat trot out the "for your security" BS.

Trust is justifiably gone.

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@Mrgunsngear Bungee jump no, good.

Bungee jump yes, good.

Bungee jump maybe, squish like grape.

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@a7las1984 You'll do business with them again...when they overdraw your account. If you didn't officially "close" it they'll r@pe you on fees. If you do "officially" close it, they'll charge you for that.

They hold your credit score hostage, and they'll make you an offer you can't refuse.

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@LaNativePatriot Rat bastard take: I've long believed conservatives push God, not because they believe one way or the other, but because it facilitates a "work til you die!" model.

Short version, work til you die, your reward's in Heaven.

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@HardPass4 That's why they destroyed Doctor Who.

Tell me that’s not a cyberman under there.

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@Rothmus Africa has a lot of mineral wealth they could sell for infrastructure...wait...that's been tried. They kill people who come to extract the wealth and call them colonizers. Yeah.

They've made a model where the only thing they'll accept is something for nothing, and plenty of it.

[Mrgunsngear @Mrgunsngear]

Maria Eduarda Rodrigues de Freitas (21) tragically died after being thrown from the "Ponte do Esqueleto" (Skeleton Bridge) in Limeira, Brazil.

She, and likely the workers as well, thought she was bungee jumping but no one ever attached the bungee cord to her.

According to local media, 6 people have been detained by local police.

Bungee jump, or don't, accordingly...

#Brazil #limeira #fail #OSHA #bungeejump #nope #bridge #PontedoEsqueleto

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@IterIntellectus AI scares the hell out of me.

My IQ has been tested, let's say above average. Fine.

What happens when AI, presenting lowest common denominator choices, offers me ONLY the options of dumb and dumber?

AI is not about freedom, it's about cramming people into ever shrinking boxes.

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@UnderSecPD "Lost control of the roads", "evacuated". Do you HEAR yourself? It's like marching out of a war zone.

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@deaflibertarian @shaunvlog_ He's such a child.

Wait until he learns the point of free ice is to get him to settle for less soda.

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@JohnCleese No.

The deal seems to be that you're invaded, well on the way to being conquered, now, how long can you be made to fool yourselves about it?