kevy kev

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

“The Ruto regime has become a criminal enterprise”

—Former CJ David Maraga

[kevy kev @misterkevy]

@gpdkaluma First all, fuq you biach and the clique you claim.

[Eric @amerix]

Don't lose sleep because relatives are forcing you to marry.

Or your agemates are marrying.

That's their problem.

What should worry you is:

- Do I grow my food?

- Do I own cows & goats?

- Am I saving & investing?

- Do I have a skill?

- Do I have a house?

#BetterTogether

[Eric @amerix]

Be a DIFFICULT man, and you will have an EASY time with women.

Be an EASY man, and you will have a DIFFICULT time with women.

#ManDay

[mmnjug™ @mmnjug]

Twosday is here...

[Wixx Mangutha @wixx_mangutha]

🤣😂🤣

[Patricia Wangechi Kihoro @Misskihoro]

The lady with the panga is the head of the Gender Based Violence department at the Russia Hospital where her victim, Berine, whose arm she cut with that panga, sought treatment. Berine’s employer recorded this at their home. Surely.

[World Athletics @WorldAthletics]

#WorldAthleticsAwards announcement!

Faith Kipyegon is nominated for Female World Athlete of the Year 2021.

Retweet to vote for her.

[World Athletics @WorldAthletics]

#WorldAthleticsAwards announcement!

@EliudKipchoge is nominated for Male World Athlete of the Year 2021.

Retweet to vote for him.

[Small Santi @JafKibet]

@Brianmbunde Jayden has ordered Agric CS to ensure maize imports from TZ Isallowed in the country with in two weeks, But Ordering customs to release arvs and other consignments from USAID is where he draws the line

[Africa Facts Zone @AfricaFactsZone]

"When the monkey can't reach the ripe banana with its hand, it says the banana is not sweet." - African proverb.

[kevy kev @misterkevy]

@Safaricom_Care check your Dm.

[Sheila B @SheilahBirgen]

A Kenyan inventor came up with an electric-powered cart that goes faster and can carry more than traditional models. The handcart can even recharge itself while in motion using kinetic energy. They also have a tukutuk that does the same. BRILLIANCE!

[kevy kev @misterkevy]

@Safaricom_Care kindly check your dm.

[Jaspreet Singh @MinorityM1ndset]

You can always make more money. But you can't get your time back once it's gone.

Time is your greatest asset. Spend it on the things that matter.

[Ivar The Boneless @roomthinker]

“You know, it's funny, when it rains it pours
They got money for wars, but can't feed the poor”

The immortal words of Tupac Shakur

[TheRealMvitaOne @FauzKhalid]

Sensitive the masses to sanitize!

#Corona

[VT @VusiThembekwayo]

Some much needed humor from various friends on my WhatsApp.

Enjoy tweeps.

[Wisky @Jowisky]

Scenario: uende super ushike trolley, uchukue simu ulipe na mpesa, ukirudi kwa hao ujishikilie kwa chuma za matatu, ushike simu unaeza kuchat. Ukifika home ushike handle ya gate but ukiingia kwa hao usanitize mikono na urudi kwa ile simu!!! Hope it makes sense now #OPPOCares

[kevy kev @misterkevy]

@pulselivekenya Eve