Benji Linsdell

3 Beautiful daughters. Old Skool Happy hardcore fan. #Raver #oldskoolcrew.
Go sea fishing as often as poss on the beautiful north-east coast.
#NUFC. Toon Army.

[Benji Linsdell @misterlinsdell]

#Geordieboys
#NUFC
#Worflags
#toonpolls
#NFTV
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[Tyne and Wear Metro @My_Metro]

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[Benji Linsdell @misterlinsdell]

Shes the scatman

[Samantha Smith @SamanthaTaghoy]

“MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+”

The Canadian government just dropped this absolute monstrosity (and no, it isn’t satire).

[Benji Linsdell @misterlinsdell]

@elonmusk Shes the scatman 🎵🎶🎵

[Declassified UK @declassifiedUK]

🚨BREAKING -- British journalist Steve Sweeney has been targeted by an Israeli airstrike in Lebanon.

[Benji Linsdell @misterlinsdell]

@LxJ24 @NTCouncilTeam Probably discriminating against you here like. @ChronicleLive seen this carry on man. They're a joke.

[aka @akafaceUS]

This gesture is widely recognized as a discreet way for someone to signal they need help, allowing victims to ask for assistance without drawing attention.

Be on the lookout!

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Manager: I got your text about calling out sick tomorrow.

Employee: Uh, mm-hmm.

Manager: But I'm going to need a doctor's note.

Employee: A doctor's note for one day?

Manager: Yes, company policy. If you're too sick to work, you should be sick enough to see a doctor.

Employee: I have the flu. I'm not going to urgent care just to get a note that says I have the flu.

Manager: Well, how do I know you're actually sick? You seemed completely fine yesterday.

Employee: You're not being serious right now, are you?

Manager: I'm just saying we've had issues with people abusing sick days, and I need to make sure yours is legitimate.

Employee: Abusing sick days? This is the first day I've taken in like eight months.

Manager: Okay, but I still need documentation. That's just how we do things here.

Employee: Actually, I have the employee handbook right here because I keep all my documents recorded. In the sick days and sickness section, it says we don't need a doctor's note for absences under three days.

Manager: Well, I mean, that's the official policy, but as your manager I have the right to request one anyway.

Employee: No, you don't. And I also have the recording from the HR meeting last week where they specifically said managers cannot request documentation for single-day illnesses.

Manager: I'm just trying to make sure you're not taking advantage.

Employee: Taking advantage? I worked through my lunch break four times last week. I stayed late on Tuesday to finish your presentation, and I covered for two people who were actually on vacation. But sure—me having the flu is taking advantage.

Manager: Look, I didn't mean it like that. I just need to verify.

Employee: You need to verify nothing. I'm using my sick day as outlined in the employee handbook, and if you keep pushing this, I will forward every recording to HR—including this conversation where you're trying to intimidate me out of using my benefits.

Manager: Okay, fine. You don't need to bring HR into this. Feel better.

Employee: I'm already feeling better knowing you can't guilt-trip me into working when I'm sick.

[𝗦𝘁𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 @stv_ncl]

Port Vale's latest TikTok is a classic. 😄

#NUFC ll #NUFCFans

[Benji Linsdell @misterlinsdell]

@FCBarcelona Missindor hopefully.
#nufc

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

"It's like Hogwarts." - Gavi 🧙

Barcelona were in awe upon arriving in Newcastle 💜

[Lee at NFTV @LeeAtNFTV]

FC Barcelona have arrived and will be spending three nights in our region, they've opted to stay out of the city centre ahead of the #NUFC clash.

[Epic Clip Vault @EpicClipVault]

That girl with the glasses caught everybody slipping 😂

[Listen Brother @Listen_Brothers]

CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, I turn 38 this year and I have realised , as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. Not your friends. Not your workmates. Nobody. People act like they care, but deep down, they don't. You are on your own. Always on your own.

[Benji Linsdell @misterlinsdell]

See how many turned up at the end around the lad by himself, where were them at the start to help him. 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️shite this world now like.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Congratulations to 11-year-old William Osula from Denmark, winner of today's MU Soccer Schools World Skills Final.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Honestly, Newcastle should try playing with 10 men every week

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

RED CARD! Jacob Ramsey is sent off for falling over.

[Plink2 @plinketyplink2]

Never expected this at The Brits hahaha

[Gem 💎 Balboa @RealGemBalboa]

🤣😂🤣 Hang Over part 2 Iran Edition
Love these guys

[JeffXmemes @JeffXmemes]

You knew this was coming 😂😂