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[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

The Bin Must Win!

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

I enjoyed every second of this interview. Which makes one of us…

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Greens: I demand you stand down in Clacton. I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house.

Nigel Farage says he wants The People versus the Establishment. So be it.

Leave him to me.

[Adam Pearson @Adam_Pearson]

Currently the Clacton By-election appears to be a choice between

A) a novelty act with no real policies
B) Count Binface.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Any Clacton residents who want to nominate your friendly neighbourhood intergalactic space warrior, ping me a line!

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Clacton residents on Nigel Farage calling a byelection,

Man, "He's done nothing in Clacton so far, so I don't see the point"

Lady, "He promised all these things and has gone back on his promise. He's in it for himself"

[Mister @mistermurph]

@Joseph_Boam Do you call him daddy?

[Mister @mistermurph]

@eljas88782887 @PolitlcsUK Lib dems have said no already. Fast moving this

[Mister @mistermurph]

@KemiBadenoch Well done Kemi. Lib dems, Restore and Count Binface the same. @labourpress and Greens should do the same.

[Mister @mistermurph]

@LBC A political party cant pay the costs of an election. He knows that

[Mister @mistermurph]

@Nigel_Farage Tell us all about this 50 strong mob at your local pub that we have never heard about before..

[Mister @mistermurph]

@Claire001Bush @PippaCrerar Well put

[DavyCrockettsHat @davy_hat]

@Nigel_Farage Who posted this???

Oh yeah...
You did.

[Mister @mistermurph]

@ShelaghFogarty @LBC All lies Shelagh. 50 people in a mob storm his local pub and we first hear about it years later!!!!!

[Ed Davey @EdwardJDavey]

I hope it’s that you haven’t got one.

You’ve caused more than enough damage already.

[Richard Burgon MP @RichardBurgon]

Finally he's getting the scrutiny he deserves.

And he really can't handle it, can he?

[Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) @colder_sarcasm]

Nigel Farage: "I'm going to ignore the wishes of Henry Nowak's family and extract every ounce of political capital from their son's death".

Nigel Farage: "Leave my family alone"

[The Finance Guy @OneFinanceGuy]

Hey @IsabelOakeshott, your Isle of Wight flat has a personal secured loan from Simon Dolan, who has hosted George Cottrell and his friends several times in Mustique at the Mandalay property. You were with Cottrell when he was arrested. You are highly suspicious, to put politely

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

@SkyNews Looks like Farage is reaching...