Mister North Pole

I am the love call of evolution; the perfume and color of the flowers as they offer their pollen to the gentle buzz of the bees. I am sex itself, gentlemen.

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@TheDirtyShwa Oxford Street Piss ‘N Sprint.

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I’ll take things you find on the sidewalk in @TheDirtyShwa for $200 please Alex.

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1. How the 🤬 do we practice social distancing in drive thrus.

2. How is that even related to whether the marina parking lot is closed.

#theyaintsmartinoshawa #preparetobeamazed @TheDirtyShwa

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@AltimaTel Thank you for telling us. That’s really the best thing is just admitting us so we don’t all have corporate panic attacks.

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@TheChaunch @TheDirtyShwa @DRPS Getting the DRPS to enforce ANYTHING is a crap shoot. I don’t know what they “do” anymore when there are so many things they don’t.

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Apparently my own addiction to @TimHortons is not enough. My dog now needs a 12 step program.

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I called @oshawacity about a major distancing violation.

I called @DRPS about drug paraphernalia in a public place.

I gave my 🤬 personal information out twice. What has been done? ZILCH. #preparetobeamazed #oshawasucks

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Christmas Light theft. In February. In Oshawa. At 4AM. #preparetobemazed @TheDirtyShwa https://t.co/Xq2zD9JEp4

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Assigned reading for growing up in Oshawa:

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@SI_Swimsuit Who cropped that photo? Helen Keller?

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Don’t even TRY to conceal it. Just whip it out on side of Metcalfe Street. Enjoy the breeze. @TheDirtyShwa

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@cov_Gretchen No disrespect ma’am. But God spent a little extra time on you. Wow. 🔥 🔥 🔥

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You know those 🤬 “RECORDING IN PROGRESS” monitors they have all over #walmart. They’re in the employee areas too. #justsayin.

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@TheDirtyShwa @Luther_Baconson With the extravagant wedding I’m surprised they didn’t choose the Woodycrest. Bring a crowbar and the first night is free.

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@SI_Swimsuit What weight gain.

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@DRPS @493Brown Great name on the perp. I guess his mother thought he was “the sh—“.

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Listening to @TimHortons employees loudly discussing their body piercings and “lumps” and plastic surgery while I’m trying to eat. Welcome to @TheDirtyShwa. #preparetobeamazed

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I love it when somebody comes to me with something and I respond with a firm NO and they keep pitching it like I wasn’t even in the conversation.

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Hey @TheDirtyShwa. Merry Christmas. 🎁

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@PaigeOwensXXX Paige... who was the male talent in "Always Be Closing". They never title that shit. lol. Thank you dear. Fuck he has a giant skin graft. 😱