Adam

I once took a selfie of someone else

[Adam @mistershowalter]

@jshow85 Ma’am and sir aren’t pronouns exaclty, but perhaps the restaurant patron feels compelled to use formalities with her servers…it’s a stretch 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Adam @mistershowalter]

@FranziaMom @dickstandstill This is quite possibly my favorite tweet ever

[Adam @mistershowalter]

@JoePaulWilliams You're a hero, brother.

[Adam @mistershowalter]

@JoePaulWilliams @jshow85 They win the Award for Best Use of the Word “Placenta” in a Song…by default

[Adam @mistershowalter]

@J_SHOWalter7 31,900 for me. You were rollin’ in it

[Adam @mistershowalter]

@jshow85 The liberty bell

[mark normand @marknorm]

If someone asks you what the word 'subtle' means just point to the 'b' in that word

[Adam @mistershowalter]

@LobJob82 I made it to the 2nd line from the top. Thanks, Marshmellow. I’ve never heard your music but I’ve seen the stupid thing you wear on your head with Xs over the eyes

[Adam @mistershowalter]

@jshow85 This will be the most underrated tweet or 2021

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Factory Farm Chicken Rounds Out Miserable Existence By Going Bad In Man's Refrigerator https://t.co/PMO4iqWaB6

[Adam @mistershowalter]

@jshow85 Happy birthday from Adam, Em, and Huck

[Adam @mistershowalter]

@jshow85 Just investigated the validity of this story. It checks out. I’m a bit weepy myself

[Adam @mistershowalter]

@Beercats93 I think it’s Mrs. Handling. Not Miss Handling. @jshow85

[Adam @mistershowalter]

@Beercats93 🙌

[Adam @mistershowalter]

@jshow85 Haha! They made this picture for you

[Adam @mistershowalter]

@jshow85 🤯 wow!

[Adam @mistershowalter]

@jshow85 You’ve always been a corporate shill 😂

[Adam @mistershowalter]

@jshow85 @Beercats93 @keykelly28 @Randall_Rhoades @myspacetom @revtheory And still that front man was shredded.

[Adam @mistershowalter]

@Beercats93 @osburnryan @ShaunKent17 @DFAST_3 @jshow85 @atchisonco I was never quite able to buy in to the whole deal. I disliked it immensely.