Softee, CMT

capital asset pricing model enthusiast

[Softee, CMT @mistersoftee24]

pete alonso go ahead home run this inning and ill tweet my meat

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Gostisbehere is so nasty

[Softee, CMT @mistersoftee24]

in office on a Saturday morning who has it worse than Softee

[Softee, CMT @mistersoftee24]

At the end of the day, it’s either sadness or euphoria.

[Softee, CMT @mistersoftee24]

I don’t want to be an asshole, but what exactly is your masters in arts and crafts going to get you, other than two years of delaying becoming a real person?

[Softee, CMT @mistersoftee24]

@CircleMerchants Don’t force it big fella. Feel it out.

[Softee, CMT @mistersoftee24]

How is that not called? Like what the fuck are we doing here? #nhl

[Softee, CMT @mistersoftee24]

@Buccigross #bucciovertimechallenge @Buccigross anderson/blake

[Softee, CMT @mistersoftee24]

Any ball knowers out there

[Softee, CMT @mistersoftee24]

Still such a fucking pussy

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Phil danault is a pussy

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Fuck the 2017 Astros. Every single one of em. Even you Dusty Baker you greasy old fuck.

[Softee, CMT @mistersoftee24]

the borderline sped girl to wanna be influencer pipeline from my hometown needs to be studied

[Softee, CMT @mistersoftee24]

I miss Frank Vatrano #nyr

[Softee, CMT @mistersoftee24]

It’s over.

[Softee, CMT @mistersoftee24]

Doc’s most underrated call NUFD #nyr

[Matthew P. Mugno @mugnoma]

OTD, 2014: The #NYR lost 3-2 in OT at MSG, but Chris Kreider scored this fun game tying goal.

Kreider was 22 years old. He posted a 5-8-13 line in this run to the Stanley Cup Final. A 16-gamer.

[Softee, CMT @mistersoftee24]

My realistic and ideal #NYR offseason:

1. Trade Schneider, 5OA + to SJS for 2OA (Stenberg)
2. Trade Vin to DET for Danielson, 1st, +
3. Trade Borgen, Vaak for chips
4. Sign Zucc to $5.75x2, Ferraro $4.25x2, Gustafson $1.5x1

*~24m in cap space remaining for the right time*

[Frank Seravalli @frank_seravalli]

#NHL defensemen point totals through first 19 career Stanley Cup playoff games:

#NYR Adam Fox 22
#Flames Al MacInnis 21
#GoHabsGo Lane Hutson 19
#NYR Brian Leetch 19
#NHLBruins Bobby Orr 18
#NHLBruins Ray Bourque 18
#Canucks Quinn Hughes 18
#isles Denis Potvin 17
#NYR Sergei Zubov 17
#Blackhawks Doug Wilson 17
#Flyers Izzy Goodenough 17
#Flames Paul Reinhart 16
#LAKings / #ALLCAPS Larry Murphy 15
#Leafs / #MNS Ron Wilson 15
#Oilers Paul Coffey 14
#LetsGoBuffalo Rasmus Dahlin 14
#GoHabsGo Chris Chelios 14
#GoSensGo Erik Karlsson 13
#Oilers Evan Bouchard 13
#GoAvsGo Cale Makar 13

[Softee, CMT @mistersoftee24]

If you use merge and center I immediately assume you have severe autism

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@CptJck_Sparrow Switch Parker for the Columns and it’s an A+ list Hank

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wish another captain in New York would drag his team into the fight like that

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@Buccigross #bucciovertimechallenge @Buccigross zucker / evans