Alan

FSD Salesman

[Alan @misterxalan]

@elonmusk @GadSaad Now you’re definitely getting that prize

[Alan @misterxalan]

@TiffanyFong You have a boyfriend? Unfollowed.

[Alan @misterxalan]

@RampageJackson You’re opening your own Vietnamese coffee shop

[Alan @misterxalan]

@OmgItzRaina Go back to instagram hot dog swallowing lady

[Alan @misterxalan]

@hwfeinstein @Tesla That’s my Cybertruck now sucker

[Alan @misterxalan]

@america Did you just happy birthday yourself? 😂 happy birthday sir 🫡

[Alan @misterxalan]

@SenSanders Are you homophobic?

[Alan @misterxalan]

@Polymarket Get that DTLA one next, half those employees do nothing.

[Alan @misterxalan]

Someone should give the fire fighters @innoutburger gift cards or something.

[Alan @misterxalan]

@Tesla @elonmusk cool feature guys, not sure what we’re inhaling with all these LA fires. Can we bring biohazard defense mode in the model 3 but smaller filter to fit the size constraint?

[Alan @misterxalan]

@spencerpratt where’s @MayorOfLA ?

[Alan @misterxalan]

Just sell a better Model 3 filter and name it the LA Cabin Filter 🤣

[Alan @misterxalan]

@RaveGirlAmber My girl is only on ig, she won’t open X links 😭

[Alan @misterxalan]

@elonmusk @Austen Actually due to the lower gravity well and lack of a atmosphere, can’t we just put a really big gun on the moon and just shoot stuff around the solar system?

[Alan @misterxalan]

@elonmusk @Austen What if we launched nuclear propulsion rockets? Not around my neighborhood but from the far side of the moon maybe?

[Alan @misterxalan]

@realDonaldTrump @PapiTrumpo 100% nice sounds nicer, where do I go to vote for this? I will show up in person to vote with a Real ID.

[Alan @misterxalan]

@elonmusk @litcapital @Cernovich Thoughts and prayers

[Alan @misterxalan]

@elonmusk @brivael You’re so annoying with your logic 🫡

[Alan @misterxalan]

@wholemars @isaacfrench_ That’s what I want to do but next to a dog park, I just need to vibe code my way to $10m first 🤣

[Alan @misterxalan]

@TeslaClubLrdwi do you guys have a paintless dent removal guy in the LA area?