MerBitchtheSeaWitch

I am not the person to hire for your child's party

[MerBitchtheSeaWitch @MistressofDeep]

Childhood fantasy achieved! Swimming as a mermaid amongst the marble statues of mermaids in the Neptune pool at Hearst Castle

[MerBitchtheSeaWitch @MistressofDeep]

@KarolinaZL black stretch mesh

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@MassaOrganics I just had the exact experience and then called my partner to come out and stand right where I was standing

[MerBitchtheSeaWitch @MistressofDeep]

@stanley_human @JanelleMonae Wow, your wife is very talented. The lighting and framing of these photos is stunning

[MerBitchtheSeaWitch @MistressofDeep]

@marclamonthill LOL 😂

[Joseph Cherabie MD, MSc 🏳️‍🌈 (He/They) @JncherabieMD]

Just your reminder that the term biological sex doesn’t mean anything and is transphobic. You have sex assigned at birth based off appearance of genitalia, we don’t run genetic tests or hormone levels, and there are differences in development. So stop using this term…

[MerBitchtheSeaWitch @MistressofDeep]

@lingerie_addict I love this for you so much 🥰

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Her husband is the governor of a major state, a former congressman, a lawyer, and a graduate of Harvard and Yale. He is the personification of the elite, of the Establishment in this country. The gaslighting never ends.

[MerBitchtheSeaWitch @MistressofDeep]

@JForwardFilms @ericriveracooks I understand, I had to fast forward for my sanity

[MerBitchtheSeaWitch @MistressofDeep]

@JForwardFilms @ericriveracooks she said 6 😳

[MerBitchtheSeaWitch @MistressofDeep]

@girlsreallyrule laughing at us all coming here to say the same thing about his height & weight

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@omnivorebooks and it's definitely pre-burning man time to wear such fashion

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@ericriveracooks I can't even tell wtf that is....like is it even a savory or sweet dish?!?

[MerBitchtheSeaWitch @MistressofDeep]

@dsfreem @RanchoGordo @LocalButchers that's my kind of cooking 😋

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@rosalarian LOL

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@michaelfrank17

[MerBitchtheSeaWitch @MistressofDeep]

@omnivorebooks one of my favorite mermaid experiences was swimming there, it's magical!

[MerBitchtheSeaWitch @MistressofDeep]

@ericriveracooks ok this is my favorite snark of yours so far (and I realize that's a big statement)

[MerBitchtheSeaWitch @MistressofDeep]

@LatinoSexuality just preordered, thank you for the recommendation! This is SO needed in the field

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming https://t.co/3OlKCBqqr9