A Very Senior Man!

a dog, spelt backwards

[A Very Senior Man! @misturgage]

Ain’t no happy endings. Only pure beginnings, followed by years of sinning and fake repentance

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

“If you believe no one should discipline your child except you, you are raising a m%nster” — Nigerian lady weighs in on gentle parenting

[GT Atas @GodstimeAtas]

The media sector in Africa has failed us. We keep seeing news about Ukraine and Gaza but the genocide happening in neighbouring countries like Sudan and Congo has been grossly underreported.
We need to do better in Africa.

[Overlord @niyothesis]

The boy

[Prello @DPrello]

Zero men in America would show up to cheer for a man who killed all three of his kids. Zero

[A Very Senior Man! @misturgage]

Why the fcvk would you spike anybody’s drink to sleep with them?
H03z be everywhere, you’ll literally die trying to sleep with all of them. Especially if you have a shit load of money.

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

If he's guilty, his balls should be cut off before serving his sentence because I will never understand how a rich and successful man who can literally get any woman he wants will go as far as spiking a woman’s drink and raping her.

In a generation filled with hoes, raping a woman should be a death sentence.

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

“On August 20, 2026, a Nigeria Police officer in Abuja extorted ₦40,000 from me despite checking my documents and confirming that everything was complete. Look at the receipt in this video and our conversation after I returned to that particular checkpoint.”

—Man speaks out, accusing Nigeria Police officers in Abuja of extorting ₦40,000 from him despite having complete documents.

[么 ꜱ ᴀ ᴍ ꪜ, @___TheGOOdWitch]

Piers is somehow always wrong🫩

He’s so painfully wrong it hurts

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Nokia spent so many resources building futuristic devices that when the future arrived, they had run out of ideas.

[A Very Senior Man! @misturgage]

NIGERIANS ARE TERRIBLE PEOPLE!

[MaziTundeEdnutfan @originalproflle]

“Where are they?
Why are you lying to me?

I bought Over 50 Ceiling Fans, Over 40 Standing Fans. 50 Orthopedic Mattresses..”

- NASSARAWA STATE CANNOT REPORTEDLY ACCOUNT FOR ITEMS BOUGHT BY THE LAWMAKER. APC Lawmaker Raises Concern Over Missing Donated Items At Umaisha General Hospital.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

A man called off his wedding because his finance supported Lindsay Clancy

[High Chief Odumegwu 🪶 @Odumegwu_]

You can’t out hustle a system meant to kill you and your efforts

Tufiakwa

[Dezny @Deznyx6]

When it’s payback time

[Asiwaju @mr_asiwaju]

VIO and Road Safety will see this bus and look away, but will stop a 2023 Lexus to ask for ROAD WORTHINESS

I’ve never seen such madness in my life

[(st_ides) @benjamins_st]

Did you know⁉️

The beat for 50 Cent’s “Candy Shop” (feat. Olivia) was originally created by producer Scott Storch with Fat Joe in mind (and with some input from him); Joe passed on it, and it went to 50 Cent instead‼️

Scott Storch made the instrumental around the time of Fat Joe/Terror Squad’s big 2004 hit “Lean Back” (which Storch also produced)‼️. He has said he built it intending it for Joe: they were in the studio together, Joe inspired the direction, and Joe suggested elements of the intro (the distinctive opening part)‼️. Storch has been clear that the core of the beat—keyboards, drums, overall sound is his, while acknowledging Joe’s collaborative input on the intro‼️. Fat Joe has also said they produced it together, that he helped shape the intro and sounds, and that Storch repeatedly pushed him to use it‼️.

Joe ultimately passed. Reasons given over the years include that it felt too soft/poppy for him at the time, that it risked sounding too similar to the already-hot “Lean Back,” or that people in his camp advised against it‼️. Storch kept calling him (Joe has joked about dozens of calls) to confirm he was sure, especially once 50 Cent showed interest‼️. Joe said go ahead‼️.

50 Cent heard the beat (in Miami sessions with Storch), immediately loved it, and they turned it into “Candy Shop.”‼️ 50 came up with the sexual innuendo concept and flow; Olivia handled the hook‼️. The track became the second single from *The Massacre* (2005), topped the Billboard Hot 100 for nine weeks, and was one of 50’s biggest commercial hits‼️.

This all happened before*the public 50 Cent–Fat Joe beef fully blew up‼️. The later tension (fueled in part by Joe working with Ja Rule on “New York,” which led to 50 dissing Joe on “Piggy Bank”) made the story more ironic in retrospect‼️Joe helped shape a beat that became a massive 50 Cent record, then they clashed. Both sides have told versions of the story in interviews over the years (Storch on *Drink Champs* and earlier, Joe in *XXL* and other spots), and they largely align on the core facts: Storch made it for/with Joe in mind, Joe passed, 50 took it and ran‼️.

In short: classic “almost went to someone else” hip-hop production story‼️. The Middle Eastern-tinged, seductive Storch beat that became a huge club/radio smash for 50 was first shopped to (and partially shaped with) Fat Joe‼️.

[Fiona Writes & Trades 2 ✍️📊😈 @IjewemenFortun2]

Asake did 8 full reps of squats with her and still maintained good vocals and breath control. 😭

She’s a tall woman, too, so she’s definitely around 75 - 80kg.

If you like, don’t go to the gym as a man, you hear.

[نجمة الجنوب @AhfEl7]

حامل وقررت تعمل مفاجأة لزوجها في البيت 😂

[Temmy @TeerachCraft]

When a woman choose to abort, kill her child or be unclad, it is her choice but when a woman chooses to keep a home or give birth as she chooses, it is her husband making her do it.

It is women choice only when it suits you best people.

[44 @FgsBall]

Na when he still dey unfold Nepa go take light.

[Rihanna @rihanna]

Every tongue that rises up against me shall fall!!!!!!

[BUSH @Bush200004]

In banking and fintech cybersecurity, tech vendors and developers are routinely scheduled to push code updates, run migrations, and test integrations between 12:00 AM and 6:00 AM when customer traffic is at its absolute lowest.

Because banks process millions of commercial transactions during standard working hours (8:00 AM to 5:00 PM), making structural changes to a mobile money banking pipeline during the day risks freezing the system, dropping active user calls, and halting transactions.

On June 6, 2025, at around 5:30 A.M, NCBA Bank officially activated the vendor contract and granted a consultancy firm, Ronford Digital Limited's employee, Evans Nandwa, a live backend privileges to begin system maintenance and upgrades for its NCBA Rwanda subsidiary.

According to DCI Banking Fraud Investigation Unit (BFIU) court filings, at 5:33 AM, just three minutes after receiving live backend access, Nandwa altered the core application codebase.

He specifically manipulated the mobile integration logic governing the MTN mobile money network in Rwanda. Under his modified logic, whenever a withdrawal request hit the network, the system was forced to bypass validation checks entirely and automatically return a fake "Success" status code. This script was pre-programmed with 70 ghost account profiles.

The code was hardcoded with a highly specific filter that applied only to those exact 70 ghost accounts. If a withdrawal request came from any of the specific 70 ghost account numbers on Nandwa's list, the system would skip the balance check entirely, never looked at how much money they had, not to check if the account is fake, and instantly send a "Success" signal to MTN Rwanda.

By restricting the loophole to just those 70 accounts, the fraudsters achieved two critical goals: It ensured that only their pre-programmed script and automated wallets could siphon the money.

Two, random members of the public wouldn't accidentally discover the glitch and start withdrawing funds, which would have triggered immediate chaos and alerts.

For almost a week, the architectural flaw remained invisible. From June 6 until June 14, 2025, everything looked perfectly normal on the surface to NCBA Bank, as core systems reported standard operational metrics while the exploit quietly ran in the background.

Because the exploit was hidden deep inside the database queries, it was completely invisible to the daily operational dashboards. The bank only realized they had been shortchanged when the physical cash balances were tallied during the standard end-of-week settlement on June 14.

On June 14, NCBA's technical risk team performed a routine end-of-week settlement and reconciliation audit, and discovered a massive cash deficit of 57.5 million shillings that came from 70 ghost accounts, matching 260 transactions that were pushed through the Rwandan MTN mobile network.

In banking sector, an end-of-week reconciliation is a standard administrative process. The bank's systems automatically cross-reference two primary data sets; What the bank's internal database says customers withdrew, and What the telecom partner (MTN Rwanda) actually paid out in cash.

Normally, these two figures match down to the exact cent. However, on June 14, 2025, the automated script flagged a massive, irreconcilable deficit.

While the external telecom ledger showed that MTN Rwanda had successfully paid out Ksh 57.5 million to mobile money users, NCBA's internal deposit accounts showed no corresponding debit entries, fees, or even valid account holders for those transactions. The money had simply vanished into the mobile ecosystem through "ghost" approvals.

The exploit was designed to bypass system validation across the board. It cleared transactions for 70 ghost accounts that the system forced into a "success" state.