Misty Arin Clauer

[Misty Arin Clauer @mistyarin]

When the dog you dogsit for ends up on the Jimmy Fallon show!

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

Why Is Your Pet Better Than Me?: Roo the French Bulldog keeps balloons from falling! 🐶🎈 #FallonTonight

[Misty Arin Clauer @mistyarin]

Some things don’t change

[Misty Arin Clauer @mistyarin]

Hi I’m misty and I like to self sabotage everything in my life🙃

[Misty Arin Clauer @mistyarin]

So Noah when and man and women love each other ...
Noah: OMG MISTY I ALREADY KNOWWWWW

[Misty Arin Clauer @mistyarin]

So Noah is almost 15 sooo I felt as his sister it would be easier to have the sex talk with me vs the rents

[Aly @alyisbored]

I gave my roommate an existential crisis when I told him only 13% of women orgasm from sex so the chance of 100% of the girls he’s been with finishing is low and most of them faked it. He’s been face down in his bed and at one point yelled “DID I NOT MAKE ANY OF THOSE GIRLS CUM?”

[Misty Arin Clauer @mistyarin]

He doesn’t know we’re married yet 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Misty Arin Clauer @mistyarin]

This girls getting a little too friendly with my office husband 🔫

[Misty Arin Clauer @mistyarin]

Preferably my left so I can still drive

[Misty Arin Clauer @mistyarin]

I heard if you have a broken leg then someone escorts you all the way to your gate. Can someone kindly push me down a flight of stairs.

[Misty Arin Clauer @mistyarin]

Boss: the service manger wants to fly you out to Vegas for a conference, can you go?
Me: like fly alone without someone ?
Boss: yes? Is that ok?
Me: can he fly here?😂😂😂 #terrifiedofflying

[Misty Arin Clauer @mistyarin]

This is probably a HUGE factor as to why im single also with my lack of communication and opening up to people 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

[Misty Arin Clauer @mistyarin]

I just found out I snore...I’m mortified 😭

[Misty Arin Clauer @mistyarin]

Aunt : stop being dumb get off the coach get dressed and go outside and do something, you can’t let one guy ruin you.
Me: you think I’m dumb ? 😂

[Misty Arin Clauer @mistyarin]

Guys are dumb

[Misty Arin Clauer @mistyarin]

@taylormoooney Where is she now ? I ask myself this question every Friday 😂

[Misty Arin Clauer @mistyarin]

Needy af today 😒

[Misty Arin Clauer @mistyarin]

@alexdaguirree I’m so stoked

[Misty Arin Clauer @mistyarin]

Tis the season for titty sweat 😂🔥