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WELCOME TO THE OPERA

[b!anco @whereisbbg]

But do aliens believe in me

[Nara LOve @NaraLove23]

You think you found a parking spot then BOOM Kia fckin Soul

[Moe 🧊 @MoeKJV1611jaja]

His eyes were a striking blue, like blue Gatorade, and his cheeks were flushed, like red Gatorade. His demeanor was mysterious, yet refreshing, like yellow Gatorade. And his shirt was the hue of orange Gatorade

[jules🪽 @itwaschemical]

since yall wanna be assholes for tony stark, taylor dies in the encore. and im not even joking

[③ @zurskiii]

We have the most access to information ever and somehow everybody is a fucking idiot

[tarikenobi @tarikenobi]

Y’all remember that gay ass Pinocchio that was like “father when can I leave and be on my own”

[Geraldo @voiceofgeraldo]

Lying about my birthday at chilis, getting caught, then escalating into a suicide by cop situation

[Aurora Britt @Britt4rva]

holy shit we are all going to die

[maria ˃ 𖥦 ˂(dms for skin removal only) @90smiau]

explaining empathy to americans:

[FLEA 🇭🇹 @babyibeenajoint]

if Pharrell released “Happy” today we would have whooped his ass

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

all the food is poisoned, they’re saying the only safe thing to eat is my pussy

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

gonna start asking ppl “am i under arrest or am i free to go?” when the convo starts dragging for too long

[ciel @xzcielz]

do u wanna hangout once the curse lifts

[• @leenaqureshii]

“lets agree to disagree” i’ll beat the shit outta you

[jelly_fish_456 @enemyfelled]

you’ve been using my vocal stims with other people haven’t you

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

when i donate my body to science they will think wow i do not want this

[❒ @RlCKYRAGE]

water birth nurses:

[jax taylor’s reiki healer @burton_errny]

. @NYCMayor what is your plan to get men to stop covering dancing on my own by robyn

[rachel💞🇧🇦 @pomperipossaa]

this being more memorable than the actual song

[ducki 🏳️‍⚧️ @dxckiiii]

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