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I'm not an artist ✨ I'm a fucking work of art

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Be careful with what you accept

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Killing time between the amphetamines

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He died on November 14, 2019. The day came that I lost him. 7 years later and I still have not healed from the loss of his amazing feline spirit. The only thing that brings me comfort is knowing that we will meet again someday.

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I cannot imagine loving another thing as much as I love my cat. I know he will die someday and sometimes that thought consumes me.

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Being genuine is apparently “high vibrational” and now I know why I’ve never connected with anyone ever

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Whose briliant idea was it to put milk in bags

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Having two kids is awesome so far since one of them is physically unable to annoy me

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Email is becoming the new snail mail:

Never any good news.

Ignore.

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NO I DO NOT NEED TO BE NOTIFIED THREE SEPARATE WAYS THAT I HAVE MADE A TRANSACTION ON MY DUNKIN' DONUTS GIFT CARD

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NO I DO NOT NEED A NOTIFICATION VIA THREE SEPARATE MEDIUM REGARDING MY DELIVERY

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The desire for more children is what clinical insanity feels like, correct?

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The grass is greenest where you water it

[Tesla Williams @phfame_imback]

The prettiest

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Drop your Bluesky ⬇️ (Trying to migrate)

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@gullyvuhr I used to be hot. Am I worthy?

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I think I can give up the dream and unfollow Tim Walz now

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How do you adjust your mindset when you feel cynical about everything?

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Some people disappear quietly and it’s like they were never there;

Others disappear with quite a whimper

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Too mentally unstable to go to work

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I would, and I do

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 @Matt_Pinner]

Would you still keep tweeting if your tweets got 0 likes??

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“I probably deserved that”
— Me, about myself, at all times

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Are we supposed to be convinced that this is reality?