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idiot #teamjacob

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@Juicewag This guy can’t stop

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@AndreasGikas We did it!

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Someone on the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade just called The Jolly Green Giant a “Baddy Green Daddy.” Thought I was the only one who regularly did that.

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I’m addicted to filming other people filming concerts for their Instagram for my Instagram.

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Online poker at the gym is a very cool and normal way to get a pump in.

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So sick these political ads everywhere I go, glad the mayoral race is over so I don’t have to see them all over the place.
#ChiMayor23

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@A_W4U @TheFastSaga Best one yet

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Me after 13 to 15 ice cold bud lights to the guys kicking me out of my coworker’s engagement party.

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@JackKennedy

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@AndreasGikas @DrakeMaye2

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@AndreasGikas I’m thankful for a fresh new pair of trousers! Thanks Kohl’s!

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@Scooter_Badlose You always know how to cut to the core of me.

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@Scooter_Badlose This is actually really good dancing. Trust me, I know good dancing and THIS… this really is good dancing.

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@BarstoolBigCat 39

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@Senn_Spud @JohnnySobczak Could Damien Chazelle strike out Timothee Chalamet?

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@Scooter_Badlose Cooking the books? @FBI

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@wasaebi Metaphors are a lot like snakes…

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@Senn_Spud Woah. Instagram hates women!

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Just googled “when were pockets invented” for the 18th time this year.

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@AndreasGikas .@peacockTV explain yourselves. Now.