Mitch Mounts

Got a Rock Solid Education About Rocks

[Mitch Mounts @Mitch_MoHo]

Mike Pence's space force speech, but with the Halo theme added over it 😂

[Space Angler @spaceangler_]

Kid is probably from Mt Lebanon and sucks.

[🏖🦀BlockHead4000🏝🐠 @blockhead4000]

Approximately 40% of the federal budget goes to making sure 17yo 8th graders in cookie monster pajama pants have a fresh supply of Chromebooks to smash over each others heads in English class

[Richard “Beebo” Russell @proverbs_14_23]

My grandfather stormed the beaches of Normandy. I once asked him what kept them pushing uphill and into the meat grinder, what kept them fighting? His answer absolutely floored me.

“We wanted Hatians to sell fake Gucci at the train station.”

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

>foreign nation

[the metten burger @themettenburger]

The Browns after trading Myles Garrett

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

Lane Kiffin and Ed Orgeron fighting for the last Plan B for the Freshman zeta in the CVS aisle

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

A guy who nobody has ever heard of is projected to beat Thomas Massie because AIPAC, Miriam Adelson and the Republican Jewish Coalition poured $32 million into his campaign

The most ever spent on a congressional race

[CMS Invests @cmsinvests]

Can someone explain to me why $FORD is up 15% today?

Did they accidentally announce a truck that doesn’t depreciate 40% after leaving the dealership?

[Anna Valkyrie ⚔️ @AnnaValkyrieX]

This guy is only famous because he’s jewish.

[໊ @wandasattorney]

“I just wanna go home” bitch you haven’t BEEN home since your husband died??? 😭😭😭

[Mitch Mounts @Mitch_MoHo]

Drafted a QB that cant throw lol

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

With the 76th pick in the 2026 NFL Draft, we select QB Drew Allar.

[Mitch Mounts @Mitch_MoHo]

Omg what have the Steelers done... 🤦‍♂️

[Joe Enders @JendersII]

Yo 😭😭😭

@CatholicArena, I didn't know your game!!!!

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

Israel is naming Trump Goyim of the Year

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

Waking up and realizing Twitter is now a Japanese zen garden free from Pakistani men pretending to be white girls.

[Mitch Mounts @Mitch_MoHo]

@FishKnowsBall @JPJSZN24 Don't forget pass rush win rate %

[Andrew Quackson @AndrewQuackson]

Even George Floyd?

[Mitch Mounts @Mitch_MoHo]

@meatsweatmcgee Actually this.

[Nasser @RichPianian]

Goysquares evil color today. Me sad. Trump do bad job. Me hope goysquares be good color tomorrow.

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

More Minnesota daycare fraud