Mitch

Serving strong buns and bad puns. 🏳️‍🌈 He/Him

[Mitch @mitchachell]

Alyssa asked if she wasted 3 months of her life, yet didn’t she say going into final vows she was looking forward to breaking David’s heart? #mafsau #mafs

[Mitch @mitchachell]

Rumour has it, Alyssa is still at the stables chattering away
#mafsau #mafs

[Mitch @mitchachell]

Uhuh ☝🏻 hang on, we’re not done just yet! Reunion Dinner Party Sunday. Reunion Couch Session Monday.
#mafsau #mafs

[Mitch @mitchachell]

I’m really really trying to think of something funny to tweet about Stella & Filip, but it’s just so difficult.
Good on them, I guess 🫶🏻 #mafsau #mafs

[Mitch @mitchachell]

Uh oh, Danny didn’t unstitch the back of his jacket. He must have to return it to Tarocash tomorrow #mafsau #mafs

[Mitch @mitchachell]

As much as we all joke and jest about Bec & Danny’s relationship, this still isn’t fun to watch #mafs #mafsau

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Danny, blink if you need help #mafsau #mafs

[Mitch @mitchachell]

Which pairing is gonna last the distance? #mafs #mafsau

[Mitch @mitchachell]

Was that tiny suitcase for all the fucks Danny gives about Bec? #mafsau #mafs

[Mitch @mitchachell]

NGL, that looks like it’s near the part in Centennial Park where the gays go cruising. #MAFS #MAFSAU

[Mitch @mitchachell]

@robair20 That’s just you. It’s called targeted marketing. Follows you across services and devices

[Mitch @mitchachell]

Was wondering why #MAFS #MAFSAU kept using Ave Maria over Gia’s footage last night, but it’s such a classic TV trope. Religiously, it evokes mercy, judgment and reckoning.
In TV language, it says someone’s nearing their moral downfall.

[Mitch @mitchachell]

Scott leaving the dinner party
#mafsau #mafs

[Mitch @mitchachell]

We will rebuild
#mafs #mafsau

[Bluejay🦋 @codenamebluejay]

No chairs were harmed in the making of this melodrama. #MAFS #MAFSAU

[Mitch @mitchachell]

Bec encouraging Gia…
#mafsau #mafs

[Mitch @mitchachell]

Because cheersing Scott like she’s Judas
#mafsau #mafs

[Mitch @mitchachell]

Alissa with the pageant tears
#mafs #mafsau

[Mitch @mitchachell]

Scott just said “draw a line in the sand”, and I’m so proud he’s just used an idiom/metaphor correctly.
#MAFS #MAFSAU

[Mitch @mitchachell]

I love how after every fight Bec & Danny have, the next episode is “there’s been another dramatic development!”.
Cue cartoon music and they’re good again with Bec saying they’re strong as ever, and Danny indifferent.
#mafs #mafsau

[Mitch @mitchachell]

@MaryPot67032662 I like my version better
#MAFSAU

[Mitch @mitchachell]

“You could put me in the shower with Filip, and I’d be fine”
Me too babe.
#mafsau #mafs