Mitchell Barten

Married to @SkezzaB - he/him

[Mitchell Barten @mitchbarten]

@SkezzaB And then i do the parkour in reverse to get back to you and hang out with you until you get it

[Shelby (Coms Open )🐚🐝 @SkezzaB]

Happy Anniversary to the love of my life, seems like just a year ago I got to call myself your wife for realsies @mitchbarten

[Mitchell Barten @mitchbarten]

@SkezzaB Happy anniversary sweetie, I love you so much <3

[Shelby (Coms Open )🐚🐝 @SkezzaB]

Wife reveal but I'm the wife on their honeymoon 🌸🌸

[Mitchell Barten @mitchbarten]

@SkezzaB Yea 🥺👉👈

[Mitchell Barten @mitchbarten]

@SkezzaB They can go back to listening to 50 songs that sound the same

[Mitchell Barten @mitchbarten]

@SkezzaB They tried to say “fat blue jay” and instead said “flat boo jay” 👈😂

[Mitchell Barten @mitchbarten]

@SkezzaB

[Mitchell Barten @mitchbarten]

@SkezzaB Where did they get this picture of us

[Mitchell Barten @mitchbarten]

@SkezzaB And I did get it lol

[Mitchell Barten @mitchbarten]

@SkezzaB Also for anyone who’s never met one these dudes are way bigger than they look in photos, like the size of a medium-large dog and almost as wide as they are tall.

[Mitchell Barten @mitchbarten]

@glassesjournal @SkezzaB @RayNarvaezJr Finally, some good fucking food

[Mitchell Barten @mitchbarten]

@SkezzaB Legit thought you meant like a compression top

[Mitchell Barten @mitchbarten]

@SkezzaB

[Mitchell Barten @mitchbarten]

@SkezzaB :( ) damn he mouth huge tho

[Mitchell Barten @mitchbarten]

@SkezzaB This is by far the worst photo I’ve ever seen of this man, rare L from you on this one

[Mitchell Barten @mitchbarten]

@SkezzaB

[Mitchell Barten @mitchbarten]

@SkezzaB I’ve seen people putting them in their username like “Shelby (skezzab.bsky)”

[Mitchell Barten @mitchbarten]

@softnsquishh I do too after I got over the shock that it wasn’t mudkip, it’s got a cute little face. I don’t like that the ring looks like it’s built into its body tho lol