Mitchell Boudeman

[Mitchell Boudeman @mitchboudeman]

@ShungaBoyzBowl @TheYodieBear Total pins too?

[Pardon My Quote @pardon_quotes]

“I will say this for Excel bros:

If you’ve ever seen someone use Excel the way it’s supposed to be used, it is actually mind blowing.” - @BarstoolBigCat

[Kate @Katiemoneygrabz]

The cost of an ice cream cake is too damn high

[phage @clubmoss_]

not sure who needs this but here are your seasonal frog calls before they start really hitting it hard out there

[Mitchell Boudeman @mitchboudeman]

Hey @kraftmacncheese, why did you change the spirals? I WANT THE OLD SPIRALS BACK.

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

Some longer-than-280-characters thoughts on originality

[Mitchell Boudeman @mitchboudeman]

"I had it on my list"
-@BarstoolBigCat

[mike. @justmike]

Honestly if u watch the news, stop. Forget about it, live your life, make your own decisions, don’t let them take your energy

[Chaps @UncleChaps]

Credit is the most bullshit system we have. My score fluctuates every month when nothing is different. Nothing. Bunch of made up BOLOGNA!

[Brad Evans @NoisyHuevos]

I don’t normally seltzer, but I can tell you with supreme confidence the @Boulevard_Beer variety pack is the best on the market.

Creative flavors. Easy to consume in quantity. Ideal for a warm summer day.

[Mitchell Boudeman @mitchboudeman]

Thank you @BarstoolBigCat

[FloWrestling @FloWrestling]

BREAKING: Stanford is NOT cutting Wrestling!

Stanford has to decided to reverse their decision to cut 11 varsity sports programs. https://t.co/w21oTShyJU

[Mark Rober @MarkRober]

I just released the most personal video I will ever make about my son with special needs. Took us two years to feel comfortable releasing it cause he’s my only kid and this is the internet. Please watch it (link below) and consider sharing/donating.  Love, Mark. #ColorTheSpectrum

[Mitchell Boudeman @mitchboudeman]

@jayson_jduncan Coming from the guy that collected packing peanuts and fished in sewer ponds!

[Mitchell Boudeman @mitchboudeman]

For the first time in 27 years, I sneezed while brushing my teeth today. Wild experience.

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

In downtown Kansas City, there's a free three-hole pitch-and-putt that Chris Harris has been working for 27 years to bring to life.

(Produced by Ben Hotaling / @someguysbackyrd)

[Eric Nathan @BarstoolNate]

The Cleveland Indians right now

[Mary H.K. Choi @choitotheworld]

Can someone fix bacon packaging this has gone on long enough

[Garrett Stout @G_STOUT3]

New episodes of Dave is the only reason to keep track of what day it is @lildickytweets

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

Cheesecake is more pie than cake.

[Mitchell Boudeman @mitchboudeman]

Twice a week if they had some bomb garlic bread.

[Chaps @UncleChaps]

I’d go to a drive thru spaghetti restaurant once a week. A family sized tray would be 19.99 and a steal.